ossobuco wrote:who does, Ellpy?
LTX, Osso. My old history teacher used to grab everyone's attention from the outset, by wearing a hat or piece of clothing, relevant to the lesson.
He once came in, wearing a WW1 german helmet, complete with spike on top, and shouted "VY VILL YOU NOT LET ME HAVE AN EMPIRE?".
He then replaced it with a pith helmet and replied "Because, old boy, we rule the seas, and don't want anyone muscling in on our territory".
He then explained why WW1 came about in great and entertaining detail.
Brilliant teacher.
(the Fez was when he was giving a lesson on the turning point of WW2 in North Africa, at El Alamein, if I remember correctly)