Abortion or Murder or just suits our self

I'm gonna steal that, too, Xingu.

But you knew that, right???



Good to see ya...and over in that other thread also.

That's OK

You know how one question leads to another.

Who did it?

???

The circumcision. Perhaps the sphagetti monster? He is well known to be older and more powerful than bible god, proven using 'pasta science' (a derivative of creation science)

But more on the 'man in gods image' vein. Why did dog have eyes if he existed before there was light? What possible function could his digestive system have served? Why would he have hair? surely god doesn't get cold?
What use would arms legs and opposable thumbs be in a non-physical (not yet created) universe? Nowhere to go, nothing to manipulate.
Oh but wait..it's in the bible so it must be true.

Makes sense. The FSM was probably the pasta of God's local church.

Sounds like the kind of thing The Monster would do to God just for kicks.

It certainly accounts for the modern day symbolism of adding red sauces to noodles.