@Cycloptichorn,
And you live and breathe assertions. You should start each day like I do. With a clean sheet. Knowing nothing. It's expansive. Living on assertions is like going down the plughole spiralling downwards.
"Shedding off one more layer of skin,
Keeping one step ahead of the persecutor within."
Try persecuting yourself some time Cyclo. It'll do you good. You seem a bit too pleased with yourself bearing in mind the biological facts soon to be brought untempered to a school in your neighbourhood.
When you base your arguments on your own assertions you are always right you see. And it doesn't take long when you're always right to persuade yourself that you are a genius. If Mom is encouraging that process it goes faster and sinks in deeper. There's actually millions like you. They say that there is one born every minute and I daresay it's true.
As the Rev. G. Crabbe, LL.B. once said-
"There smiles your Bride, there sprawls your infant son."
Tennyson got all mawkish on such occasions.