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Have you ever stood there and wondered

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:04 pm
Craven - get some apoxy on that crack!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:05 pm
Sex really is a good butt workout, I'd say I know this because my butt aches the next day but then Slappy would have a field day.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:05 pm
lil'k,

I've long wondered what it would look like if the midwife hadn't slapped it before it had fully hardened.

Prolly like a doughnut or somethin'.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:07 pm
Sex is good for butts and thighs - just that part of my body that has gotten to be too much.

interesting - why DO we have such prominant butt-cracks?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:08 pm
It's because of the post-natal slap.

Kiddin, it's just bi-lateral symmetry.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:09 pm
littlek wrote:
just that part of my body that has gotten to be too much.


One would conclude... nevamind.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:09 pm
butt, why so prominent? I mean, we humans have big cheeks.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:10 pm
We sit more than do many animals.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:13 pm
we stand - I think that's the key. The musculature for standing erect, er, upright at all times.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:15 pm
When you bend over your butt streches. Since we is upright it's less streched.

<checked for puns, hope there are none>
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:25 pm
Inadvertant puns are the best kinds!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:27 pm
Same with inadvertent.. nevermind. I don't wanna be banned.
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quinn1
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:32 pm
Its gravity


yeah, thats it Smile
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:34 pm
inadvertant what - come now come now, don't be... never mind.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:34 pm
Q - yeah, gravity, that's it! Well, that is certainly part of it.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 07:25 pm
@littlek,
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ksm/lowres/ksmn2092l.jpg
patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 07:49 pm
@Reyn,
5 years, 6 months, and 1 day later...
Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 09:23 pm
@patiodog,
It's never too late.....
patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 10:18 pm
@Reyn,
Hmmm.

I think the central premise of the thread may be that sometimes it IS too late.

Me, though, I never look at my ass at all. But I do want to know when the hell these tits sprouted...
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2009 04:41 pm
<snort>

Or when these tits dropped two inches.
 

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