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Wow, 72 beautiful houris for you.

 
 
Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 03:38 pm
For the men it is okay but how about for the women?

Next, we know beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Let us look at the beauty of the houris. In the afterlife there is no need for procreation so the houris would have no need for reproductive organs thus no breasts, no vaginas, no uteruses (uteri?). Also, there is no need for food so the houris would have no mouths, no stomachs, no anuses (ani?) or alimentary canals. There is no need for breathing so there would be no noses, no lungs no speech. As there is no speech there will be no ears. As there is no land to walk so the houris would have no legs. As houris do not eat they may not have arms.

So a houri without arms, legs, nose, mouth, vagina, breasts, ears still beautiful?
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Wolf ODonnell
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 03:50 pm
Pfft.. Obviously, they have arms, legs, nose, mouth, vagina, breasts, ears etc. They're just cosmetic, that's all and serve no real function.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 04:02 pm
Cannot believe a friend, even a imaginary one, would do that to me: Make me stay away from a beautiful houris in this life for 72 faked ones in the after life...
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talk72000
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 04:12 pm
If they are not wired right you have a problem.
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Wolf ODonnell
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 04:23 pm
talk72000 wrote:
If they are not wired right you have a problem.


Oh yeah... I mean, if they're not wired right, faeces might come out of the mouth and speech might come out of the anus.
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Pauligirl
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 04:25 pm
Re: Wow, 72 beautiful houris for you.
talk72000 wrote:
For the men it is okay but how about for the women?

Next, we know beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Let us look at the beauty of the houris. In the afterlife there is no need for procreation so the houris would have no need for reproductive organs thus no breasts, no vaginas, no uteruses (uteri?). Also, there is no need for food so the houris would have no mouths, no stomachs, no anuses (ani?) or alimentary canals. There is no need for breathing so there would be no noses, no lungs no speech. As there is no speech there will be no ears. As there is no land to walk so the houris would have no legs. As houris do not eat they may not have arms.

So a houri without arms, legs, nose, mouth, vagina, breasts, ears still beautiful?


Ah, but since it's the afterlife, what need would men have of reproductive organs?
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talk72000
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 04:32 pm
Good question.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:13 pm
what are houris?
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:16 pm
Virgins with no anuses or B.O.

Don't forget the pearly boys!!

<I thought it was 77>
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talk72000
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:17 pm
The promised beautiful 'angels' that are rewards for a Muslim martyr who die in defending the Islamic faith. The suicide bombers would fit this category. Boy, will they be disappointed.
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talk72000
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:19 pm
Not sure about 77. I could be wrong.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:20 pm
as will be devout christians, when they die. they'll expect the pearly gates, st. peter and all that, and instead there will be .... nothing. worms and earth.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:21 pm
No pearly boys?
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:21 pm
Does Matthew McConaughy seem especially pearly to anyone?
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talk72000
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:21 pm
Oh, I'm devastated. LOL
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:22 pm
well, who the heck really knows.... maybe worms and pearly boys.
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:22 pm
OK!!
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talk72000
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:24 pm
The Quran doesn't mention pearly boys. Maybe the houris are not gender specific so for women they get the pearlty boy toys.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:25 pm
i like that. may have to convert
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Lash
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:26 pm
HEY!! It does so mention pearly boys.

I shall find the episode!!
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