It's 2010.
We see here the value of not winning a war against Iraq, but waiting until the USA/UK have thrown everything into chaos. Iran, in my view, may end up having it's cake and Kuwait too, but I could be wrong about that. Saudi opposition may be strong enough to keep Kuwait under it's present autocratic system.
Syria spreads out taking all of Lebanon, you know they've wanted to do that for the longest time, and a nice chunk of Kurdish/Iraqi areas. Turkey just hangs on to what they've got as the song says and starts putting more and more weaponry on it's eastern borders.
The Kurds are left out in the cold again.
The Saudis meanwhile gain the territory they wanted after World War II. Congratulations, it's the only other part of the Middle East, besides Israel, that has no oil. Jordan offers to take some of it, but the Saudis princes can't bring themselves to do it.
Ahmad Chalabi becomes the new UN Ambassador from Iran. He takes a option to buy an apartment on York Ave on the New York's Upper East Side. He only attends opening sessions.
In 2011 the Iranian Air Force fires a long range missile out over the Indian Ocean. They fail to inform India of the schedule. The Indian Military goes on high alert and the Pakistanis seeing this, and despite urgent phone calls from President (Clinton)(Rice) [you pick] they attack India. Hamas, having received ample help from both Iran and Saudi Arabia for the past six years, engages in a full out assault on Israel which is repelled for six days until Syria joins in. The Israelis fight on expecting help from the USA and Europe. None arrives.
Ships in the harbors of every European nation and in New York, Baltimore, Beaumont (Texas), New Orleans and in the St. Lawrence Seaway begin exploding in a wild series of catastrophic proportions.
Meanwhile, India launchs missiles into the heart of Islamabad and Teheran.
Aljazeera announces it has a new tape but that all it contains is wild, uninhibited laughter.
Joe