Barney Fife Nips It In The Bud

Barney, you beat everything, you know that?

Boy, giraffes are selfish. Runnin' around lookin' out for number one...gettin hit by lightning...

cyphercat, you beat everything, you know that?

Hee hee hee! I have it on right now...Barn's gettin kicked out of Mrs Mendlebright's house for using a hot plate in his room...

oh god she was such a freakin' bitch over that, wasn't she!

don't worry, they kiss and make up later.

this morning they were running the one where Barney told everyone Andy and Helen were engaged and they redid Andy's room....

Gomer "What a dumb trick!! Don't ever call me dumb again Barney"

Okay, lets see which one's on now! (I love having Mondays off...I haven't gotten to goof off and watch Ange and Barn at twelve and twelve-thirty since I was a kid )

Yaaaaay! It's the one with Thelma Lou's cousin Mary Grace....Sweet!


"And she's so nice!"

I have 2 favorites

The one where Aunt Bea was trying to get a bargain and bought all this meat from a traveling meat salesman, and the freezer broke down. She had to haul all this meat through town in a little red wagon and had to ask her real butcher to store it for her. All these dogs were grabbing at the wagon, and Opie's all freakin' out..."Git away Dogs, Git away!"

Then there the one where Barny bought a car from a little old lady and the whole gang was in the car when it broke down in the middle of nowhere

There are just so many good ones, I don't know where to start!

Chai Tea, who is that in your icon? Its so neat.

Ninety Nine. Wife of Maxwell Smart and secret agent.

Max's spyname: 86.


Now, I'll have to kill you.

Agent 99 - Please feel free to call me 99.




oh - those 2 floozies that showed up for a couple of shows...One of them attached herself to "bernie" and the other one, who spoke like she just smoked 8 packs of cigarettes, would say to Andy...

Hiiiiii Dolllllll....

Oh! The FUN GIRLS!!!! I love the Fun Girls!

Andy would get so embarrassed.

I think Hiiiii Dolllll gave him a woody.




Wait a minute, wait a minute....

Aren't we forgetting......


OTIS!



Otis was the MAN.

Ooooh, oooh, oooh, ooooooh, oooh

Ummm, oooh, oooooooh, um, say, ummm, uh

Get in chair, Andy



"Some Floyd-isms"

"Hey, Andy, don't take any wooden nickels"


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"You fall down a well and you're wet!"


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"Just goes to show ya one thing, Andy. If you want a beautiful suit you have to go to Mount Pilot"


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"Hey Andy! Do you know that dingo dogs are indigenous to Australia?"


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"Time heals everything. Know who said that? My Latin teacher at barber college!"


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"You know Andy, you were real stupid when you were young. You used to try to eat the shaving cream because you thought it was ice cream. Boy were you ever dumb!"


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Barney: Next time I want a haircut. I'm gonna stick my head in a pencil sharpener.
Floyd:
Sure, and it'll fit, tooo.



FLOYD: I always did want to be a barber, even when I was a little kid. I used to practice on cats. I'd catch them in the alley and then I'd clip them. We had the Baldest cats in the county.

ANDY: That's a fact, and folks still say that Floyd ain't much with people, but he's a great cat barber.

Actually, Floyd used to creep me out...

It wasn't until I was an adult that I could find his humor funny....

He was always diddling with his comb in an overly familiar way, at the same time saying....

ooohhh, ooooh my, ummm, oohhh yes that's good, ooooohhhh, mmmmmm, oh my....

I don't know about your Floyd interpretation, Chai... You found a level of sexuality there that I just never saw...