Ooooh, oooh, oooh, ooooooh, oooh
Ummm, oooh, oooooooh, um, say, ummm, uh
Get in chair, Andy
"Some Floyd-isms"
"Hey, Andy, don't take any wooden nickels"
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"You fall down a well and you're wet!"
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"Just goes to show ya one thing, Andy. If you want a beautiful suit you have to go to Mount Pilot"
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"Hey Andy! Do you know that dingo dogs are indigenous to Australia?"
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"Time heals everything. Know who said that? My Latin teacher at barber college!"
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"You know Andy, you were real stupid when you were young. You used to try to eat the shaving cream because you thought it was ice cream. Boy were you ever dumb!"
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Barney: Next time I want a haircut. I'm gonna stick my head in a pencil sharpener.
Floyd:
Sure, and it'll fit, tooo.
FLOYD: I always did want to be a barber, even when I was a little kid. I used to practice on cats. I'd catch them in the alley and then I'd clip them. We had the Baldest cats in the county.
ANDY: That's a fact, and folks still say that Floyd ain't much with people, but he's a great cat barber.