Now ladies...no need to fight over who gets to marry me.
Let's just all move to Utah, we can all get married, and I can get a bj and a sammich when I come home.
at the same time?
Man, wouldn't you be the envy of every man alive.
A beer in one hand, a sammich in the other and a set of lips....
Bella Dea wrote:Man, wouldn't you be the envy of every man alive.....
Woman, do you realize who you are speaking of?
I already am.
I guess envy means different things to different folks.
Oh ... yeah. Thanks for reminding me - I forget that once in a while
Who's been taking my name in vain?
Appurently I'm tyff (whatever that means) and I can take a punch. Well if punch is that drink thingie in a bowl, then yes. But if you are referring to being smacked around the face/body then I'm not so sure. As for the NFL - American Football is a bunch of crap (listening for cries of agony from the boyos). REAL football involves actually KICKING A BALL, a skill where no hands are used. American Football is just about tackling and running with the ball, the rougher the better apparently - yawn! No interest from this bird!
Although I wouldn't mind kicking boys in the goolies (if they got on my noives), but I'd run away as soon as anyone came-a-runnin' at me. The only kind of tackling I want to do with a 250lb running-back is the sexy-sexy kind.
(the NFL lads do occasionally kick the ball...)
If your the Chicago Bears you kick it a lot... nearly every 4th down.
jpinMilwaukee wrote:If your the Chicago Bears you kick it a lot... nearly every 4th down.
Or the Lions...don't forget the Lions.
heeven-
even i would have a hard time saying no to a bunch of big men in tightie - whities who were charging at me...
ball or no ball..
