women in the NFL

That is only because they have been taking it easy on you. If you were in the NFL it would be no mercy... clean nails or not.

no they do not take it is easy on me to them i am just one of the guys beacuse i have known them for so long.

I doubt it. Even if they treated you like one of the guys, if you are friends with them they still wouldn't hit you as hard as possible. In the NFL you would be the enemy and you would get your clock cleaned.

Let me repost since you ignored.
And let me correct myself. Linebackers run in the 250's. Pardon me.

I wouldn't mind gettin tackled by some buxom beautiful babe.

no i don't play with 250 lbs linebackers i play football with guys that size though. no they don't take it easy on me i don't care what you think they do they hit me as hard as they hit the other guys.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are you tools going back and forth with this?

-Who cares if you play football with your guy friends? There is no point being made here. 99.99% chance none of your guy friends are going to be good enough to play in the NFL either, since it's a fairly small selection of the best football players in the world.

-It's not the NFL won't "allow" a female. They would, if there were females good enough to play. There was a female who made a brief stint in the NHL, as a goalie.

No go get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, woman.

That doesn't make sense. You either play with guys that size or you don't. Do you even know what a linebacker is?

Hey now....that's MS. TOOL to you, you bad boy. Now, go to my room.

while your makin his sammich

why dont you get me a beer?

And hey, I could really use a sammich too.

if you marry me slappy, you'd always have a sammich when you got home

because im a good woman like that.. ;-)

well, if slappy marries me, he'll get a bj every day.

bologna and jelly?

....damn, she figured out my code...my plans for world domination are falling apart!!

When I was a teenager, in my neighborhood we used to play football all the time. Once this girl wanted to play. The first play of the game, my buddy Mark plowed over her in an attempt to get to the quarterback. She left the game immediately and never played again.

She couldn't handle it, and she was a lesbian!

if slappy marries me, I'll give kicky a bj every day too.

I played football (touch and tackle) all the time until high school or so. I was a damn good running back, OK quarterback (my eye was better than my arm), and AWESOME on defense (interceptions galore!!!).

If someone's big and tough enough to play pro, cool. (I'm not, by a verrrrry long shot. It was fun, though.)

Hey, robosoz, you can't count as a "normal" woman.

I mean, being bionic and all...
:wink:

Are those wedding bells I hear? Please please please...