) (So, I wonder just what you can tie your alligator to?)
lol those are pretty good. i got a bunch more
Wyoming
It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
This must be the month they turn into something else and we're not supposed to know?
Wisconsin
At one time, margarine was illegal.
While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Uh, so if there's a fire and they are all asleep what do you do?
West Virginia
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Oh, I see, it can't be big enough to fight back?
Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
Road Kill may be taken home for supper.
Whistling underwater is prohibited.
Uh, gotta be pretty stupid to even try this one!
Utah
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
Now, I can see this in Wisconsin but not Utah.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
I didn't know they had whales in Utah.
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
This is a great one from texas... When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
Uh, ok. So I can picture trains all over Texas just sitting there.
lmfas
oh ya they are all good. I got more.
Tennessee
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
What?! They have whales in Tennessee and Utah!
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
That's probably because if someone was watching you try to do it they would fall in the river and drown because they were laughing so hard. So, I'd call that voluntary manslaughter.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
I have been trying to tell my husband this for years!
The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
It is legal to gather and consume road kill
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
I am, therefore, a fugitive from the law.
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Well, I sure hope so! You ever heard them on a pond at night?
South Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
Well, what DO they do for entertainment then?
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. (lol that is a good 1)
You mean I can't unless there are five? Do they have to all be there at one time?
Pennsylvania
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
DISCRIMINATION!
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Whew! I can't sing anyway.
Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. (lol this makes alot of sense(not).)
I guess they have to cross over into New Jersey then?
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
Sure would cut down on the number of marriages!
Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
Uh, shouldn't that be you CANNOT catch a fish with your hands?
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Yeah, just try to get him to open up for you!
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. (lol how do you know when there is going to be a fire)
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
These are great and this is so funny. let me know if you want more.
Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
Ok, so that's whales in Tennessee, Utah, and now Ohio? Never seen 'em.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk. (huh funny i dident know ohio had whales)
Well, I sure hope so! Swimming and drinking never mix!
The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. (So i guess i broke this law maybe 10000 times or more.)
Great! Now we are both fugitives.
Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
Now, there's a novel idea.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It's not very smart either!
Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
Yeah, like from the next city!
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. (yes anarchy)
It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
So, now cats have to have a license to catch mice?
Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
Good. I can't chew bubblegum and walk at the same time either.
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
Must get a lot of calls from the roller skating rink then.
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Uh, right. Like to see one do that to a Pitbull!
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
Well, picking up a snake to throw at someone is pretty stupid anyway!
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
You may not run out of gas.
Yep, I'm a definite fugitive.
I have been to ohio 2 and i guess i am a fugitive.
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