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Fri 3 Feb, 2006 07:51 pm
Think about it, not only would it cut down on your monthly food bills, but you could then feed the bones to the dog, or grind them up for toothpaste.
Plus you would have a chance to get rid of a number of those pesky posters who irk your oh-so-sensible butt. Also nice, you could feign a leaning towards any religion of your choice which tends to support cannibalism.
And last but not least, all those posters culled from other not-so-open-minded forums would receive a nice warm welcome and a pleasant invitation to the monthly A2k Bon.
Depends.
Is it a male or female we are eating?
No thanks! Too much heartburn for my taste.
And if you ate the people up in this club, can you can imagine some of the bizarre diseases you'd end up with?
(Hi CJ!
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And why do I get the evil eye, extra?
just cause i thought you could handle it.
Re: Can eating other members be bad for A2k?
Chumly wrote:Think about it, not only would it cut down on your monthly food bills, but you could then feed the bones to the dog, or grind them up for toothpaste.
I tried the toothpaste but I can't get it ground down fine enough. I am wasting more money on floss than what I am saving on toothpaste.
Re: Can eating other members be bad for A2k?
I think Chumly has gone off the deep end...
Yup. Certifiable like the rest of us.
Some day I may figure out why the idea of cannibalism seems so popular here...
Yeah. I remeber TZ with the prologue by Rod himself. Great writer.
What if Chumly isn't joking?
Yeah, I wasn't kidding about the toothpaste either.
chris2a wrote:Yeah, I wasn't kidding about the toothpaste either.
Who did you have to sacrifice? I don't mind being eaten, but that's not exactly what I'm thinking when you talk about grinding the bone.
Oh wait... There's moderators around here...
Re: A history of human sacrifice cannibalism
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:A history of human sacrifice cannibalism
by Rit Nosotro
Change Over Time essay
Human sacrifice and cannibalism have appeared in many forms throughout the course of history. From elaborate rituals to satisfy bloodthirsty gods to simply sealing children into the fo...tions of bui........o pro..................s from .................................f sacrifice share only on.............................th. Th.......comm......................................................
Oh no! I can't finish! I am getting HUUNNNGGGGRRRRYYYYYYY!
Oh well, it's Saturday and time for "food" shopping. A2K stir fry tonight folks at my house. If someone can get a hold of some sake, I'll make sushi.
Re: A history of human sacrifice cannibalism
chris2a wrote:BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:A history of human sacrifice cannibalism
by Rit Nosotro
Change Over Time essay
Human sacrifice and cannibalism have appeared in many forms throughout the course of history. From elaborate rituals to satisfy bloodthirsty gods to simply sealing children into the fo...tions of bui........o pro..................s from .................................f sacrifice share only on.............................th. Th.......comm......................................................
Oh no! I can't finish! I am getting HUUNNNGGGGRRRRYYYYYYY!
Oh well, it's Saturday and time for "food" shopping. A2K stir fry tonight folks at my house. If someone can get a hold of some sake, I'll make sushi.
I don't mind fingers as long as the fingernails have been cleaned.
BBB
I wanted to make a pun on this A2k thread:
Can berating other members be bad for A2k?
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=68356&highlight=
And add some Twilight Zone spice:
"To Serve Man, IT'S A COOKBOOK!"
http://members.cox.net/kaiotea/serveman.htm
I was not too worried 'bout how well it fit into S&R as heck it's got cannibalism....
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