The A2K Valentines' Ball

i'll hold you up if i'll be able to stand

Hmmm... standing is a little tough right about now.

well, no need to stand right about now. i'm safely in bed.

I thought you were alseep!

safe? in bed?



<yawn>

What about when I danced with my Dad at my wedding.

(don't go there)

Good idea. Wanna dance, my hot pad sweetie?

Get a room, you two... I'll be at the bar challenging Dag to a vodkathon.

you're on, lion. remember that we slavs have vodka circulating in our veins instead of blood tho.

patio, i am safe in my bed. that doesn't mean anybody else is...

i'm sore from "playing in the snow" last night.
gotta sit this one out, i'm afraid...

I am now drunk and miserable in the corner... somebody save me!

Is THAT what you're calling it these days?
<<snort>>!

that's exactly what we're calling it these days.

whoopee!
i get to "do" the rest of it tonight...

Snow, hot pads, mucho alcohol ... it's all good.

Hey, tomorrow's the day! Perhaps someone will open up a kissing booth.

Smiles as I walk into the room and spot Bill and Phoenix dancing.

She looks lovely and Bill is as handsome as he always is I go over to the bar and ask the bartender to poor me a Bolero.

Over in the corner is Gus talking to Crazielady. She seems to be pretty drunk. Gus keeps leaning over as he talks to her. Almost seems like he's trying to look down her blouse or something. Nah! Gus would never do such a thing.

I reach into my purse and pull out my ringing cell phone. Ahhhh crap! Why can't people from work stop calling me on my time off. Geeesh!! It's bad enough they do it on Sundays. A quick push of a button and ... pooof!! Off goes my cell phone. Tosses it back into my purse about the same time I feel a soft tap on my shoulder.

I turn around to find Bill standing there with his hand outstretched. I smile at him as I place my hand inside of his. He leads me out to the dance floor where I slide into his arms. My smile never leaving my face. At last - in the arms of my Valentine!

Happy Valentines Day, Darlin'[/b]

Oh my ... <fans self>

RP's pain from shubblin' magically disappears as we dance badly to, um, something slow.

I swaer I I I am nott druwnk anymore.... It stawped drinkin that stuffff hours ago... I am sober as can beee....
uh... has anyone seen my ummbrealla>?

My hair is getting frizzy. What's all this steam in here? <<swiping at air>> How come I can't see anyone? I've gone BLIND! Blind, I tell you! Wait .... Gus has grabbed the ice bucket ... he's running towards Brooke and Bill ... they're on fire, I tell you. Flames leaping high in the air. The smoke alarm is going off. The room is at boiling point. Oh wait, they've stopped kissing now, they're coming up for air. Allright folks, it's safe again. We can fan them down. I think we all need cold showers.

(raises hands and starts dancing like crazy while screaming) "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire... we don't need no water, let the motherf*cker burn"