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The A2K Valentines' Ball

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 01:34 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
the one i want to dance with will never post in this thread.. >sigh<


so i will just lean on the door
and stare


It's Farmerman......go on, ADMIT IT!

Repeat after me.....

I shewolf, have wild and lusty fantasies regarding farmerman and what he gets up to (or down, as the case may be) with those tickly whiskers.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:03 pm
In order to add a little romance to the place, and get everyone in the mood, I shall now gently strum my instrument, whilst I sing this sad, but inspiring little number.........

called "The Railway Hotel"


<AHEM......TWANG oops!....twang twang....that's better....AHEM>


"We went to the room and we bolted the door
The bass from the juke box came up through the floor
And out through the walls we could still hear the roar
Of the trains

Was this all the comfort we got for our sins
No candles, no waiters, no soft violins
A dirty electric convector plugged in
To the mains

I wanted much more for the first night with you
But the railway hotel was the best I could do
I knew the Savoy would have suited you well
But the best I could do was the railway hotel

Away in the sky were the lights of a jet
They burned in the night like a slow cigarette
The lamp in the street threw a soft silhouette
On the wall

Although it was crumbling and run down and dead
The chair, a sink and an old single bed
The love that began and the things that we said
I recall

I wanted much more for the first night with you
But the railway hotel was the best I could do
I knew the Savoy would have suited you well
But the best I could do was the railway hotel

I wanted much more for the first night with you
But the railway hotel was the best I could do
I knew the Savoy would have suited you well
But the best I could do was the railway hotel."


Thank you <bows> Thank you <bows again> No..please...you can stop clapping now.....really......
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:05 pm
I will just follow LordE around at the ball. Or I'll wait at the bar, he'll end up there anyway.. In the worst case scenario I'll settle for Penburry.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:09 pm
Oh no. Ellpus is singing the song he wrote for me all those years ago. Again. First on WA2K, now here.

I am so disappointed in you, Ellpie. I thought a gentleman would never kiss and tell. <sniff> <SOB>
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:11 pm
Lots of live entertainment at the 'Ball. Which beats the hell outta the dead entertainment we had last year.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:12 pm
hey, step aside, b*tch! he wrote that song for me! i know that for a fact, he said so, and the word of a gentleman has to be honored!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:15 pm
Sorry Eva, I don't know what got into me.

I shall now rectify my faux pas.

<AHEM> The above song has nothing to do with Eva, a vinyl catsuit, a stainless steel pickle spoon or a medium sized gherkin.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:17 pm
Did someone say banjo music?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:18 pm
nimh wrote:
Did someone say banjo music?


Yep. You hum it and I'll strum it.


I've no idea where the banjo has gone, though.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:19 pm
I'm sorry to disappoint you, Dag, but....

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=40045&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=17200

Hey, wait just a minute. You mean....he...took...you...to.........OUR...place?!?!? Oh my God. I wonder how many others he took there. <shaking head> All these years I've cherished the memories of that night, and now I learn he was nothing but...an.....ordinary.....<sniff>.....cad.

<SOB>

I feel....so.......cheap. Embarrassed Crying or Very sad
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:20 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Sorry Eva, I don't know what got into me.

I shall now rectify my faux pas.

<AHEM> The above song has nothing to do with Eva...


It's too late to deny it now, Ellpie. The truth is out. God help us, I wish it wasn't, but it is.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:22 pm
Eva's crying.
does that mean i missed the cat fight?
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:23 pm
Actually, I read something about najos the other day (banjos I mean, I dont know how that happened) ... lemme go look it up ...

It was the ever brilliant Simon Hoggart:

Quote:
Thanks for many letters and emails about orchestral jokes. Apparently in the world of fretted instruments, the banjo plays the role of the despised viola. Several readers sent in something along these lines: "A banjo player is eating lunch in a diner when he remembers he's left his new $2,000 banjo on the seat of his car. He dashes to the parking lot, but too late! Someone has broken in and left two more banjos on the back seat."

Followed up later by:

Quote:
Thanks for all those musician jokes. In dance bands it is, apparently, the trombonist who is butt of all the jokes (many are viola jokes, or banjo jokes, rewritten.) "What's the difference between a trombone and a trampoline? You have to take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline." In rock bands, it's the drummer. "What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer."

Hmm ... well, just cause I'm a drumming trombonist and banjo player, doesnt mean nobody will want to dance with me ... does it ? (echo)
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:24 pm
Banjo music? There is no romantice tune in banjo music.
That's just about as annoying of an instrument as the Indian
sitar.

Oh, wait a second, the bagpipe falls in the same category.
No wonder we call it "Dudelsack".
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:24 pm
Eva wrote:
I feel....so.......cheap. Embarrassed Crying or Very sad

You should charge more next time...
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:25 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
Eva's crying.
does that mean i missed the cat fight?


No, no cat fight. <SOB> I am far too distraught to fight.

I am taking this box of Kleenex and going to my favorite thinking spot on the bridge...............
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:28 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Banjo music? There is no romantice tune in banjo music.
That's just about as annoying of an instrument as the Indian
sitar.

Sitar music can be quite romantic actually ... I got this CD where Ravi Shankar plays with Yehudi Menuhin ... great music for chilling or spacing ...
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:30 pm
nimh wrote:
Eva wrote:
I feel....so.......cheap. Embarrassed Crying or Very sad

You should charge more next time...


<shoving sitar up nimh's ***, running for bridge>
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:41 pm
well, in the light of newly revealed information from ellpus'es past i know what i'll do to him come the ball. he better not come at all.

eva, we wimins must stick together. thus i'll help you stick that sitar up nimh's ***, we'll stick it together. sitar should be banned as far as i'm concerned.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:52 pm
<looks up from water, dabs at eyes, smiles ever so slightly at Dag>
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