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The A2K Valentines' Ball

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:54 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
well, in the light of newly revealed information from ellpus'es past i know what i'll do to him come the ball. he better not come at all.


So I would be right in thinking that a quick jolly up against the wall is off the menu then?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 02:55 pm
It's just that I need to know, as I was thinking of chatting up Heeven.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 03:00 pm
Wot? Am I last resort Dickie? .... Oh okay then.

Running .... taking flying leap ..... CRASH!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 03:02 pm
MMMFFFMMMFFF......AAAAAAGH!
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Heeven
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 03:03 pm
Y'know I was prepared to bitch-slap these other ladies to get you! Even change my feathers to get into a cat-fight.

.... strolling over to sideboard .... picking up the leather paddle .... spots something fishy with three banjos ....
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 03:13 pm
nimh wrote:
Actually, I read something about najos the other day (banjos I mean, I dont know how that happened) ... lemme go look it up ...

...

Hmm ... well, just cause I'm a drumming trombonist and banjo player, doesnt mean nobody will want to dance with me ... does it ? (echo)


I think I hear crickets. Here's a cricket now: http://home.earthlink.net/~henryarnold/Animation2.gif

Dang, that chandelier is about to come down, with all the people swingin' from it. And I think someone just broke wind because I can hear sitar music.

PS najos = nachos and banjos; the snack that sounds horrible.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 03:28 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
eva, we wimins must stick together. thus i'll help you stick that sitar up nimh's ***, we'll stick it together.

Oh you'd like that eh? I know you want me ... but its not just anyone who gets to stick anything up me ...

(that should bring out gautam)
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 06:50 pm
wow, that was a conversation stopper right there. i can't wait to take it out of context and quote it all over everywhere...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 07:04 pm
I'm thinking of taking some pictures of Lord Ellpus and Heeven during their sweaty groping session and selling them to the the National Enquirer.

Enquiring minds want to know, and all that.

And what the hell, might as well have a photo of Dagmaraka sticking that tuba up nimh's ass. (or whatever that musical instrument was)
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 07:58 pm
Sitar! It was a Sitar.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 08:03 pm
I'm here.

I'm a cocky wise-ass who will never fall in love with you, and will sleep with other women at the same time.

But I'm fun to drink with.

Who's coming home with me?
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 08:04 pm
Here's a picture from last year's ball of Heeven and Eva making Nimh eat a rose:

http://www.drahoshcreations.com/prompage/pr6/discount_prom_dresses/PAGE_2/92101-92102.jpg
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 08:08 pm
LOL Green Witch!

Hey, I'd eat a rose if I got to have that body for it ...
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 08:11 pm
Meanwhile, it seems not even Shewolf wants a Valentine dance with me anymore ... I might as well put an end to my misery ... sniff ... and Dag always being so mean ... sniff ...

Cute sound those crickets make tho. <nods>

<whistling along with the crickets ... crickets ... crickets ...>
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Treya
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 10:47 pm
Heph walks up to the door of the A2K Valentines ball thinking "I wonder what this will be like... I wonder who's here... I hope they have karaoke...". As she stands by the door she shivers a little, nervous to enter. She takes a deep breath and opens the door a broad smile on her face.

Creeeeeeeek....

"Oh my!" She thinks, embarrassed that the door made noise drawing attention to her late entrance. She shrugs and takes off her coat hanging it on a near by coat tree. Casually she walks across the room looking at everyone looking at her.

"Is it just me or is everyone looking my way? I wonder what's up with that?"

Feeling self-conscious she reaches down to adjust her gown...

adjust her gow...

adjust her go...

AHHHHHHH! WHERE'S MY GOWN??????

Blushing profusely she runs out the door thinking....

OMG I hope this is a dream!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 10:59 pm
Edgar's been standing at the bar all this time, a non dancing but friendly cuss. That's a Lone Star beer in his koozy.

"Y'all dancers looks like John Travolta and Tuesday Weld. Or not."

Drinks a bit more.

"Maybe Abbot and Costello."

Hmmm...
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 07:02 am
That's 'cause of all the hats.

I do hope people clear the plates off before they start dancing on the tables.
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Treya
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 02:42 pm
Hey! How's everyone doing! Good to see you all. Man... you wouldn't believe the dream I had last night...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 03:57 pm
Do tell, heph!

Inquiring minds want to know Wink

Is there still some punch left, or has Gargamol seized the
bowl again? Slappy is still here, which means: No girls has
shown any pity yet - haven't got enough alcohol intus yet.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 06:12 pm
hephzibah wrote:
Hey! How's everyone doing! Good to see you all. Man... you wouldn't believe the dream I had last night...

Dream? We saw you, Heph ... and may I say you looked gorgeous ;-)
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