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How were you like at 19?

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:03 pm
Oh, come on, I shave now and I still don't get dates.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:08 pm
Try not shaving your head.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:09 pm
I have never shaved my head.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:14 pm
k, you're being too serious. Wink
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:18 pm
littlek wrote:
Oh, come on, I shave now and I still don't get dates.


It's ok, you can count one-nighters from guys you pick up at highway truck stops as "dates."
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:19 pm
Sigh. I haven't evn had one of thoooooooose <sob>.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:36 pm
Two days really isn't THAT long.

It's true what they say about you mid-thirties women.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:37 pm
Ha
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:37 pm
littlek, have you ever considered working as a prositute?

You will have plenty of dates.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:38 pm
Or was that what Slappy just said?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:40 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Or was that what Slappy just said?


I would never call that skank ho a prostitute.

Actually, I was implying K enjoys drives down the interstate for some truck stop lovin'. Money was not involved in the implication.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:41 pm
I could use the money....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:42 pm
I'm willing to throw out fifty cents for a good time.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:43 pm
pffft. I fart at your general erection.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:43 pm
75?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:44 pm
Now, how am I going to pay for grad school with that kind of pay?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:45 pm
Ok, I am willing to go as high as $1.35.

But that's my final offer.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:46 pm
Sorry, maybe if your hands were a bit bigger....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:47 pm
Ha!
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 Jan, 2006 09:49 pm
I saw that pencil picture....
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