Ive been thinking about thi since yesterday and I called my friend who owns a bread baking company that specializes in these really good focaccias. Well he didnt have any ideas either so I just took some coffee and sat down at the dining rom table and worked late into the night on this and , as I recall, I didnt get to bed till well after 3, jut because of the cheese slicing thing. It came to me in a flash, it ws one of these ideas that whoever the guy was that invented the bus must have had.
TALCUM. Think about it, very slippery, its rich in calcium magnesium silicate, and,youd get your daily maximum allowable dose of asbestos right along with yer cheese
Hey! Now there's a good idea. I can also sprinkle some on the outside of the sandwich so I can play pool/billiards and eat my gilled cheese at the same time without affecting my stroke.