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Tue 10 Jan, 2006 07:08 am
Well, I don't know, exactly. See, Peggy isn't anyone who RP and I actually know. She's just someone who has a similar phone number to ours.
Every few months, we get a call from an elderly (at least, I think she's elderly) lady with a wicked thick Bahstin accent who wants to speak to Peggy. And I tell her no, there's no Peggy here. The woman politely thanks me (she usually calls me dear -- er, rather, deah) and hangs up.
But I've just gotta know. Why is Peggy so hard to reach? Is she in Indonesia, helping to pick up after the '04 tsunami? Is she training for a top secret CIA mission? Is she in witness protection in Utah because she blew the whistle on some major corporate scandal? Is she putting together her Presidential campaign? Is she on vacation withm Russell Crowe in Tahiti? Was she abducted by aliens? Has she, perhaps, gone to that great pasta-filled place in the sky?
Please, help me out here. Tell me where Peggy is. I'm worried, and so is my mysterious caller. Thank you in advance.
Peggy. You know, Peggy Sue.
She got married.
She's on the lam.
She's in witness protection.
This "lady" calling is from the mob.
Dog help poor Peggy.
Please! Everyone knows there never was a Peggy.
You doubt Peggy?
Infidel!!!
I have known Peggy in my heart....I have felt her benison.
I have FAITH.
Try and prove there is no Peggy!!!
dlowan wrote:You doubt Peggy?
Infidel!!!
I have known Peggy in my heart....I have felt her benison.
I have FAITH.
Try and prove there is no Peggy!!!
Oh, no, believe me. There is no such person.
Dog bless you all . . . Peggy needs no belief from the heartless infidel . . . Peggy simply is . . .
Dog bless you
Ho Hum
Wabbit, you touched her benison???
Whatever happened to "Don't Touch, Don't Tell?"
not merely touched her benison, which would indicate a childlike curiousity... but felt it, which points to a much more prurient intent.... wascally wabbitt!
I dinna touch, Squinney, I felt it ineffably and unmistakably in my soul.
Oh ye of little faith!
As for Brandon, I guess he is also gonna doubt the existence of my imaginary friend who says I'm as good as presidents and kings, and about the aliens?
I feel sad for you people, I do.
I shall speak to Dwarfy and ask forgiveness for you all....after you have REALLY suffered.
Poor Jes!
I bet she started this thread as light relief, and the religious mania that has struck A2k AND the naughty animal avatar people have all launched a mass attack!
WE ALL need more fibre!
Or mebbe we're more like a multi species, miscegenatious Rat Pack...
Death to all the denizens of Rodentia . . .
Dog bless you . . .
Ahem . . .
Nobody puts Peggy in the corner!
Oh, they're changing!!
Super-cool!
Last I hear Peggy had lost a leg in a skiing accident in Gstaad.
«Peggy, in touch with tomorrow.»
(But, obviously not by phone.)
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