0
   

From a wise friend from the land down under

 
 
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 08:56 pm
From a mate ...


My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with her, and the advice she used to give!

Much was wasted because I was young when she died. If she were alive today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12.

We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I'd find a great woman and start my own family. "And son, remember this always," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

"How come, Grandma?" I asked her. She answered in her soft voice...

"Makes your pecker look bigger."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
  • Topic Stats
  • Top Replies
  • Link to this Topic
Type: Discussion • Score: 0 • Views: 1,068 • Replies: 16
No top replies

 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:21 pm
Yes.
0 Replies
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:23 pm
I agree with dlowan. There is a tear trickling down my cheek as I type.
0 Replies
 
littlek
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:25 pm
wait! Tear or tear?
0 Replies
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:26 pm
tear
0 Replies
 
kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:27 pm
Me too.
0 Replies
 
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:29 pm
Small pecker ha?
0 Replies
 
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:31 pm
Hi CJ, Didn't know you had interest in philosophy. LOL
0 Replies
 
CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:38 pm
You're right cicerone, at my age, I am just glad to be alive.
0 Replies
 
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:46 pm
But as long as the brain remains active...
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2006 12:08 am
CalamityJane wrote:
Small pecker ha?


No.

Small hands.
0 Replies
 
flushd
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2006 12:10 am
Laughing

Ahhh, I finally get now why men take the time to comment on my little hands.

Always thinking of the package, eh. Razz
0 Replies
 
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2006 06:37 am
It reminds me of a tale Henry Miller told about a midget and a camera.
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2006 06:55 am
Why am I not surprised?
0 Replies
 
timberlandko
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2006 10:10 pm
All ya need ta know about philosophy ya can learn from yer dog.

If ya can't eat it, fight it, chase it, play with it, roll in it, sleep on it, or mate with it, lift your leg to it and move on.
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 12:39 am
Like...an EAGLE can do that.


(Stupid rolling eye emoticon)
0 Replies
 
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 12:47 am
hmmm.... eagle vs dog. Wink
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

How can we be sure? - Discussion by Raishu-tensho
Proof of nonexistence of free will - Discussion by litewave
Destroy My Belief System, Please! - Discussion by Thomas
Star Wars in Philosophy. - Discussion by Logicus
Existence of Everything. - Discussion by Logicus
Is it better to be feared or loved? - Discussion by Black King
Paradigm shifts - Question by Cyracuz
 
  1. Forums
  2. » From a wise friend from the land down under
Copyright © 2024 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.05 seconds on 04/27/2024 at 11:42:25