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Auntie Lowan's Christmas Recovery and Catharsis Thread!!!!!!

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 06:09 pm
Yeh Santaland Diaries was the reel in the Christmas on Ice tape. Really funny stuff. And Seadris has this really whiny high voice thats just perfect for these kind of stories eh?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 06:47 pm
Cussing elf?


Sounds like my kind of guy.
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 06:55 pm
boomerang wrote:
BlaiseDaley wrote:

Yikes, if I didn't know that was you postin, B'ang, I'd have thought someone raided the wee Blaise's toy chest. I take it that dinosaur is remote controlled and makes more noise than a 747.


Hell yeah it's a remote controlled robotic dinosaur!

It doesn't make a whole lot of noise though. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. I'm terrible with remote control stuff so it really just roars and walks in circles until it knocks something over.

My cat just blinks at it but the dogs are quite intriegued!

Blaise Jr. and Mo could create a robot dinosaur army and rule the world!



The Thomas the Tank Train is a nice touch. As a heads up I offer this the following link as the next step in Mo's metriculation.


http://www.fisher-price.com/us/rescueheroes/default_flash.asp
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 06:56 pm
Yeah. It is the perfect Christmas story for those of us that don't take Christmas with a dose of Christianity.

If you haven't read it, you most certainly should. It is one of the most caustic monologues in the history of writing. I think you can listen to it here:

http://www.npr.org/programs/specials/lists/sedaris/

Click on "Santaland diaries"

I'm glad to see the old Anon moniker back in play! But no, it is not a self portrait, fercryingoutloud. The random blinkiness is kind of like me but I am not (always) blue.
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Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 07:00 pm
Twisted Evil Nothing has changed Boomer, I'm still a pain in the butt Smile Glad to see you my Dear!!

Anon
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 07:26 pm
As if my butt is not painful enough what with all the <grumble, grumble, grumble>

You know what I really hate about the holidays?

This whole cram myself into my jeans, muffin top (gee thanks for that phrase, Noddy) crap.

<grumble, grumble, grumble, finally get an underwater camera and won't fit into my swimsuit, grumble, grumble, grumble>
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Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 07:29 pm
Boomer, Boomer, Boomer ... Have a Valium Dear! Take one of mine, they're double strength Smile

Anon
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 07:45 pm
We are seriously into Thomas around this place. I have to make up extra details of Mo's favorite "Deisel demolishes Thomas and Lady" story every night. How many times can they jump that old viaduct anyway? Someday I should translate our horrid story and send it to the good Reverand's estate.

Don't even talk to me about Resuce Heros!!

Mo did get a super cool AstroBoy "action figure" from "Santa" this year though.

I have many cool big AstroBoy gift flolding paper congratulations cards that I like to mail by post.

Honestly, I am spending too much time at the Kinokuniya Bookstore inside my favorite grocery: Uwajimaya.

Sorry. Sorry. I need some more awamori. I might make sense then.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 08:51 pm
Oy! Bathers nightmares!!!!!!!

But....all went psychodrama well, Boomer?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 08:58 pm
boomerang wrote:
finally get an underwater camera

So, how well does an underwater camera work in the rain?

Is there a method /housing one can put a camera into that one can use in wet weather?
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 09:14 pm
boomerang wrote:
We are seriously into Thomas around this place. I have to make up extra details of Mo's favorite "Deisel demolishes Thomas and Lady" story every night. How many times can they jump that old viaduct anyway? Someday I should translate our horrid story and send it to the good Reverand's estate.

Don't even talk to me about Resuce Heros!!

Mo did get a super cool AstroBoy "action figure" from "Santa" this year though.

I have many cool big AstroBoy gift flolding paper congratulations cards that I like to mail by post.

Honestly, I am spending too much time at the Kinokuniya Bookstore inside my favorite grocery: Uwajimaya.

Sorry. Sorry. I need some more awamori. I might make sense then.


The jr. Blaise is nine now has sorta kinda moved on a bit from Thomas and the Rescue heroes. I say sorta kinda because of all the genetic material his mother and I infused in the young man, the pack rat gene is probably the largest one of all. So, when suggestions are made that he give some of his old toys away, the resulting ruckus makes the Iraqi insurgency look like some low grade hissy fit. <siiiiiiiiigh> I will say jr. has some very nice Thomas books he's gotten from both sides of the Pacific and the transition from my reading them to him to his reading them to me is a source of constant joy.

Man, Astro Boy, I don't if jr. would like but I know his mother would... and any dvds as well.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 09:14 pm
I love it that you got my grammer, dlowan!

Japanese translations to English often lack a certain..... something. I really hate to think of how it works the other way though.

There are underwater housings, Reyn, but.......

My new camera is waterproof and dust proof so you can take it anywhere without worry. That is why I wanted it -- because of all the rain and grit and dust and crap that prevented me from taking my regular camera out.

I am so in love with this little camera although the lack of a viewfinder makes me feel like I've been drinking too much awamori. Practice, practice, practice will eventually make..... acceptable. I'm working on it and I'll get there eventually. Right now, I'm compensating with blur and paint bucket....
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 09:21 pm
Ha! Blaise! I get the feeling that I wouldn't have to explain to you what it feels like to stand in the Japanese grocery and say "Excuse me! Does this package contain squid teeth or am I mistaken?"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 09:21 pm
BlaiseDaley wrote:
boomerang wrote:
We are seriously into Thomas around this place. I have to make up extra details of Mo's favorite "Deisel demolishes Thomas and Lady" story every night. How many times can they jump that old viaduct anyway? Someday I should translate our horrid story and send it to the good Reverand's estate.

Don't even talk to me about Resuce Heros!!

Mo did get a super cool AstroBoy "action figure" from "Santa" this year though.

I have many cool big AstroBoy gift flolding paper congratulations cards that I like to mail by post.

Honestly, I am spending too much time at the Kinokuniya Bookstore inside my favorite grocery: Uwajimaya.

Sorry. Sorry. I need some more awamori. I might make sense then.


The jr. Blaise is nine now has sorta kinda moved on a bit from Thomas and the Rescue heroes. I say sorta kinda because of all the genetic material his mother and I infused in the young man, the pack rat gene is probably the largest one of all. So, when suggestions are made that he give some of his old toys away, the resulting ruckus makes the Iraqi insurgency look like some low grade hissy fit. <siiiiiiiiigh> I will say jr. has some very nice Thomas books he's gotten from both sides of the Pacific and the transition from my reading them to him to his reading them to me is a source of constant joy.

Man, Astro Boy, I don't if jr. would like but I know his mother would... and any dvds as well.



Sob!!! I am so glad to hear you listen to him!!!!


I came home one day, when I was twelve, to find my mother had given ALL my toys, every last one, to the charity shop.

WITHOUT ASKING ME< OR EVEN TELLING ME!


I was utterly devastated.....lost so much of what little (if any) security I had.


Like, I would have been happy to cull.....but everything was gone, stuff I would still treasure today (like my dead sister's special doll).
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 09:23 pm
dlowan wrote:
..I came home one day, when I was twelve, to find my mother had given ALL my toys, every last one, to the charity shop.

WITHOUT ASKING ME< OR EVEN TELLING ME!


I was utterly devastated.....lost so much of what little (if any) security I had.


Like, I would have been happy to cull.....but everything was gone, stuff I would still treasure today (like my dead sister's special doll).


Oh, Deb, that's terrible! What was your mother thinking?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 09:24 pm
That's cold, dlowan. I can't even imagine.....

I'll spend my next wishes whishing it back for you.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 09:26 pm
boomerang wrote:
There are underwater housings, Reyn, but.......

My new camera is waterproof and dust proof so you can take it anywhere without worry. That is why I wanted it -- because of all the rain and grit and dust and crap that prevented me from taking my regular camera out.

So, I guess something as simple as a clear plastic bag over the camera wouldn't work very well.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 09:29 pm
Oh, she meant no harm....she WASN'T thinking, at least not in an "attuned" way. "You weren't using them" she said.

No duh.


She WAS cold, I realised a couple of years ago. In an odd sort of way.


Thing is, her won attachment relationship was seriously disturbed when she was hospitalised for months as an infant.

In those days (especially for remote sheep station folk like my mum's people) when kids were hospitalized, they often saw their parents seldom, or not at all. For my mum, it was not at all.

These kids were described by John Bowlby in his attachment research...many were deeply damaged forever. My mum did pretty damn well...but I now understand a lot more about her behaviour.
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Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 09:34 pm
dlowan,

I went to look for the pic in your link (don't provoke the bunny..) and it looks like the pic is gone. Something tells me I missed a good one Smile

Anon
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Mon 26 Dec, 2005 09:36 pm
boomerang wrote:
Ha! Blaise! I get the feeling that I wouldn't have to explain to you what it feels like to stand in the Japanese grocery and say "Excuse me! Does this package contain squid teeth or am I mistaken?"


No ma'am, there's no stretch of the imagination there at all. I'll also mention the nagging doubt that you really did get the answer you were looking for.
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