Auntie Lowan's Christmas Recovery and Catharsis Thread!!!!!!

Ah...go defenestrate yerself, square pooh!

Yes, very disappointing, I must say.
I want to hear some horror stories, too!
Maybe they all did the same as me, Deb?: Bit their tongues for the duration. After a while it hurts, let me tell you!

Oh my!!!


Is it bleeding?


Come on! What would you have LIKED to say?

Let it all out!

Wanna some soothing words?

Yes, Francis! Do you have some?

Yes, spit 'em out, oh cool French person.

No, not bleeding.

What would I have liked to have said?:

Ah, something like: I'm sick & tired of this annual dysfunctional crapola and, and, and ......


That doesn't sound too exciting, does it?
Sorry to disappoint!
I tried, though ...

He's either typing away furiously or else has left!


Francis?

While we're waiting for Francis to re-surface, Deb .... Do you have any choice juicy, traumie Chrissie event to relate? Did you do anything utterly unpseakable, for example ...? (I do hope so!)

No, dammit!

Very well behaved.

Oh.

Never mind.

Yeah.

I could yell at the cats?

Rudely?

You could, you could ....



Dammit, Deb, looks like everyone held their dominion today!

hello down under from up over
the dys

Oh good! It's dys! He's been quite cranky the last couple of days! Did you manage to do anything unforgivable, then?

well actually I had a whisky and turned to bed early last eve while the lady diane popped a bottle of champagn, curled up with a book in her reading corner and sally dog slept in her bed with dreams of rabbit chasing. Anyhoo reading this mornings liberal media news I discovered that right-wingers primary form of entertainment is farting bubbles in their bath water, depressing somewhat don't ya think? Meanwhile the genocide continues in Darfur. And yeah, there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic Connecticut.

Oh good.

I knew Dys would cheer me up.


Why so grumpy lately, Dys?

The world too much with you?

Well that's a good start. Anything else?

Yeah, spill yer guts, sexy bum!

How's this, I'm at work franctically trying to get gas prices back up; they've fallen lately and this kind of thing can't be good for next years bonus.

Merry Day After to youse there in the underworld.