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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 3 Mar, 2006 11:55 pm
I always understood it to be a metaphor for someone that is either too worldly wise, or not stupid enough to eat a raw prawn (an "old raw prawn" would be even worse).

There are people that will dive right in and consume the whole plate of prawns without second thought, but there, lurking within the perfectly edible fully cooked prawns, is a deceiving little bugger that will cause severe repercussions for a while.

In London, we say "Don't come the old acid"...... Why? Gawd knows.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 4 Mar, 2006 10:40 am
Tee hee...
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 12:05 pm
boomerang wrote:
My mom does the cry thing and my dad does the dead thing and I wish they would both knock it the hell off.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 03:20 pm
jespah wrote:


A girl's gotta expand her horizons.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 7 Mar, 2006 10:25 pm
OCCOM BILL wrote:
Pretty girls have a tendency to have boyfriends and plans and a myriad of other legitimate reasons to not seek your companionship.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 04:35 pm
dlowan wrote:
Realising I was in the middle of a banal cliche energised me...
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 12:28 pm
Noddy wrote:
Marriage isn't a way to grow up--first you grow up, then you get married.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 07:11 pm
Roxxxanne wrote:
proud to be a member of the Christo-facist Ditttohead Zombie Brigade
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 18 Mar, 2006 03:46 pm
sozobe wrote:
I want this guy. <resolute set of jaw...>
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 02:01 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Can I rub the lucky troll??
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mac11
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 11:08 am
blacksmithn wrote:
I am the Google King!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 11:27 am
I guess this made a good one..

shewolfnm wrote:
other times, I would rather just pull out my uterus with a pair of pliers.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 11:46 am
No, the other one was better, the one Gus quoted ...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 11:46 am
gus quoted me? Shocked
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mac11
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 11:54 am
Here you go, shewolf:

gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Shewolf wrote:
My vagina is wet, and I can feel the heaviness of my uterus


Would you mind terribly, shewolf, if I used your quote for my signature? I would of course give you authorship.


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1959356#1959356
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 11:55 am
Laughing
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 5 Apr, 2006 02:33 pm
mac11 wrote:
Being a slut is tough on the knees...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 5 Apr, 2006 02:47 pm
:-) how true!
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mac11
 
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Reply Wed 5 Apr, 2006 06:13 pm
I'm so proud! Very Happy Embarrassed
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 5 Apr, 2006 07:09 pm
ehBeth wrote:
maybe you should rub a baguette over your head
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