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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
nimh
 
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Reply Thu 6 Apr, 2006 06:51 pm
Lash wrote:
I always strive to sink to the occasion.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 6 Apr, 2006 07:55 pm
squinney wrote:
So pubic hair is probably okay as long as one wipes front to back and if it lodges in your quiche fairly quickly after urination.




Wow. I mean, that is just so messed up.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 6 Apr, 2006 08:06 pm
Not at all, it is eminently logical and apt.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 6 Apr, 2006 08:09 pm
True, but still...It IS pretty messed up, just the fact that someone had occasion to formulate that sentence at all...

She did it without batting an eye, too. My hat's off to ya, squinney.

I think that's one of the yuckiest images a single sentence has ever managed to lodge in my brain.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 6 Apr, 2006 08:11 pm
You've never hoiked up a furball then, Enigmatic Pussycat?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 6 Apr, 2006 08:14 pm
I prefer my hare jugged rather than quiched
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 6 Apr, 2006 08:23 pm
dlowan wrote:
You've never hoiked up a furball then, Enigmatic Pussycat?


Yeah, I have often, actually...Are you trying to imply that my hairballs are icky in some way, bunny?!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 6 Apr, 2006 11:16 pm
I didn't think I was being subtle enough to be described as "implying"......
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 7 Apr, 2006 07:27 am
little k wrote:
We had to take out my back seat in college.
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mac11
 
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Reply Fri 7 Apr, 2006 10:42 am
dlowan wrote:
I didn't think I was being subtle enough to be described as "implying"......
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 7 Apr, 2006 03:53 pm
Oh oh oh, I cant choose ...

dagmaraka wrote:
want a piece of me? come and get iiiiiiiiiiiit!!!


shewolfnm wrote:
im gonna rip this here toga thing off in a second
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 7 Apr, 2006 03:59 pm
there are so many clever posters...an amazing amalgam.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2006 06:22 pm
Montana wrote:
Do I have any on my face?


(Or: how easy it is to insinuate by quoting out of context :wink:)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2006 06:25 pm
nimh wrote:
What's wrong with using your thumb?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2006 06:28 pm
But that's what he meant! Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 10 Apr, 2006 07:02 pm
I know.. that makes it all the more funnier.. Laughing
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 11 Apr, 2006 04:07 am
dagmaraka wrote:
We need to see your boobs
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 12 Apr, 2006 04:29 am
a little long, but...

kickycan wrote:
you start with the head bob...and bob, and bob, and bob, and swwiiiiiiing that head around to the right, and then you get the arms in position...arms out to the front, hands facing out, and clap, and clap, and clap...and then you pop your ass out behind you...and you shake that ass...and shake it, and shake it, and shake it...and then you flail your arms out in all directions as if they were made of over-cooked spaghetti, while simultaneously twitching your legs arrhythmically and flicking your tongue at people like a snake...and waggle, and waggle, and twitch, and twitch...and then you begin to caw like a crow at random intervals...and caaaaw! and caaaaw! and caaaaw!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 12 Apr, 2006 05:58 am
Shocked
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 12 Apr, 2006 06:01 am
Shocked
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