Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

Oh, you Canadians, you're just so PROPER. Americans would say it. We'll say anything.

Hillary will be our next President.

I think [Hillary] will very efficiently emasculate every red blooded American male.

...it's all paid by the health insurance.

foofie, is it really that simple?

I'm not afraid to work my whole life and I'd rather fund a social program than an idiotic war or suck the big corporate cock like repubs and their leaders.

I was topless infront of a complete stranger within 5 minutes of meeting them......which is odd as I usually like to wait at least 10 minutes.

Il wear lose clothing just in case, no idea where they are going to want to put a wire!

We have two box turtles that live here somewhere on the farm. We see them all over the place and they dont seem afraid of us after all these years. We named one Edsel because his scutum looks like a car grill, the other one is named "Schultz" because he looks like a German helmet. If they show up Theyre pretty good for breaking up the monotony of weeding, if you run into one in the garden, theyll take time and inspect all your weed clumps (I guess theyre looking for some snack). Outside of that, they dont do any tricks , and theyre not so cute like a MAine Coon cat.

Hehehehehe, it was all medical I tell you.Believe me, wires and toplessness are not frequent occurences in my life.

How does a frightened box turtle act? Do they take of arunning, or what?

You have to admit that there are a frightening number of people in this country whose idea of a serious test of cognitive reasoning is trying to determine the direction the next NASCAR lap will take in front of the stand.

Diane, I don't know you, but any woman with a tight bile duct is worth responding to in their hour of need, so I'm here to wish you good luck and many years of future tightness.

The United States is not an imperial power by intent, but rather as a result of the growth of executive power at the expense of Congress.