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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
wandeljw
 
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Reply Wed 31 Oct, 2007 07:17 pm
farmerman wrote:
I see that spendi's gotten an early start on the evenings suds festivities. If anybody has noticed, spendi will, as the day progresses, become increasingly irrational and obscure.


I realize that I should not embarrass another A2Ker, but spendi himself would agree with that.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 2 Nov, 2007 11:28 am
Sglass wrote:
May the God of Monogamy pelt you with a truckload of Skittles.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 3 Nov, 2007 05:21 pm
Chai wrote:
I asked her if she'd like to complete the circle and go buy some crack, but, she politely declined.
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 8 Nov, 2007 11:48 am
georgeob1 wrote:
The excessive hype that increasingly accompanies our political campaigns is inevitably followed by excessive disappointment when reality replaces carefully crafted illusions, and the opposition begins its ritual of political pecking.
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George
 
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Reply Thu 8 Nov, 2007 02:00 pm
Joe Nation wrote:

Quote:
You know you are in trouble when you are wearing a 4:45 hours pace team tag at the beginning but you are running with people wearing 3:30 hours tags and at the end you are being passed by a couple wearing banana suits.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2007 09:46 pm
littlek wrote:
Gus, I think I'll just kiss that screw goodbye ....
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2007 02:54 pm
blatham wrote:
"give puss a chance"
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 01:39 pm
cjhsa wrote:
You are just another enemy combatant blogger.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 01:54 pm
Mame wrote:
There is no way I could navigate the maze of your mind in order to try and discern what you meant.
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caribou
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 04:54 pm
martybarker wrote:
And a stiff tongue down my throat is a definite turn off.
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Sglass
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 05:36 pm
This seems to be the perfect place to ask.

I created a signature line and I cannot get it to download. What do I hit?
I tried submit, zilch;reset, zilch.

Everything I do is zilch. Like someone had to download my avatar for me, I couldn't get that function to work from my account.

Thanks,

Sglss
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Sglass
 
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Reply Tue 13 Nov, 2007 05:38 pm
Forget it, it did it somehow.

But thanks anywho. I probably did not wait long enough.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2007 07:13 pm
Noddy, of course, authoress of the most pithy lines:

"The tempest may seem to be teapot sized, but boiling water scalds all the same."
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caribou
 
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Reply Fri 16 Nov, 2007 02:19 pm
justcallmeblue wrote:
The more i suffer, the more it shows i really care, right?
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 17 Nov, 2007 10:36 am
I'm thinking about adopting this as the sig line to appear right under my every post.. :wink:

georgeob1 wrote:
This is a good example of the medieval cant that is so liberally produced by the cult of political correctitude.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 04:27 pm
Chai wrote:
It was probably just an incubus.

They leave scratches on my ass all the time.
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H2O MAN
 
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Reply Wed 28 Nov, 2007 02:24 pm
Quote gustavratzenhofer:

"Punk ass inferior water-softener man."
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Shapeless
 
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Reply Thu 29 Nov, 2007 12:38 am
dagmaraka wrote:
yeah, but are you an expert on duck? i bet my underpants you are not.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2007 03:51 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Wiltu machen einen buben pulbe so nym eins kalbes czunge vnd lungen vnd snyt die gar wol vnd snyt specke dar vnder vnde hacke isz clein vnd slage eyer darane vnd saffran vnd peffer vnde mach dan eyer bleter vnd bewelle isz dar in vnd bestrijch isz an dem ende mit eyeren vnd back isz in smalcz


(gus copied something from a fifteenth century book in a desperate attempt to convince walter that he understands german)
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Mon 3 Dec, 2007 03:57 pm
looks like part of a recipie of some sort. There's eggs, safran and pepper...
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