Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

because it's the norm to confuse being uptight with being upstanding.

ksanfo wrote:

wow, maybe one day someone will quote me. if I'm funny enough I guess.

life has been much more pleasant around our house since I stopped expecting my husband to communicate like my girlfriends.

I'm very familiar with wabbits, and they don't speak 'chillingly'... they snozzle and sniff and hop a bit here and there.

Good heavens, I didn't know mushypancakes is flushd!! I'm gonna start calling her flushy pancakes.

I did not have sec shul relations with that woman.

OmSigDAVID wrote:

I did not have sec shul relations with that woman.

nimh wrote:

OmSigDAVID wrote:

I did not have sec shul relations with that woman.

Language is a wonderful invention, innit?

Fortunately I'd been drinking, and that gave me the strength to steamroll right over any practicality, common sense or good judgment I might possess.

I seek a Moderate in a sea of bleating advocates. I seek a Uniter in a madhouse of finger pointers. I seek a Leader in a group of pandering, fence sitting, politicians.

I'm older than dirt.

Does that make me a dirty old man?

I'm far younger than that. I just got placenta all over the keyboard.

I can spot an enemy combatant online. You are not one, despite the fact you are a traitor.

... it's not like you're all innocent n' pure n' junk n' stuff...

In New York, housing a drunk minor is illegal. I believe the punishment for this offense is forty flicks on the nut sack with a wet noodle.

Now, stop trying to kill me and go after Funk & Wagnalls. Thanks.

And fancis, sorry if I didnt, its been a long day and its proably effecting the way I think, orry

Innocent civilians sitting inside their houses eating dinner - women and children - aren't the enemy.

I, too, need some recovery time. Too bad there isn't a viagra for appetite.