yeah, but i bet the ceiling is 5'3''.
"farts in the bath tub will kill you, where as a fart outside of the water is just annoying"
~shewolfnm
"I love wiping someone elses pee away. "
by... Chai
"cjhsa - IMO, there are things about which civilized people do not joke. Tragedies that kill people are one of them..."
by
Phoenix
and
"I have certainly caused a few bleeding heart attacks over the years."
by
cjhsa
Snood said, "Yo mama, you insipid drone."
Great stuff. Great great stuff.
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2795256#2795256
Suddenly, things changed
over time as I got older.
I'm not saying who said this.
Slappy: "Best approach is just to hand the woman a pamphlet on HIV treatment centers in the area as she's leaving your house in the morning."
Every time I read this, I grin.
"that's ok, the brain does that often anyway. it's a cheap foreign model."
(dagmaraka)
Do successive posts count?
Montana wrote:Now that I'm all horny and all alone, what the hell do I do now?
Montana wrote:Think I'll make a French onion soup.
It's a Canadian thing, nimh. The women get horny -- they make soup. The men are too busy drinking beer and saying "eh" to understand the severity of the situation.
Sometimes the whole country reeks of beer and french onion soup. Even in the summertime the aroma of the flowers is hidden.
ossobuco wrote:Civilization has crept over time toward discourse as a means of solving disputes.
Okay, so it's not real funny, but it's real truth. Crept being the operative word, of course...
One thread yields a series.. :wink:
caribou wrote:I was disturbed, while at work carving penises, that my female co-worker asked me which way the head went...
Chai wrote:When I take the magnifying side of a hand mirror and examine myself down there, I am reminded of the Dante's Ninth Ring of Hell.
happycat wrote:while penises are definiitely fun, they don't walk down the steps, or play music, and you can't make animal shapes out of them.
kickycan wrote:"farts in the bath tub will kill you, where as a fart outside of the water is just annoying"
~shewolfnm
you just HAD to read that didnt you..
I've been trying to be nicer to snoodly lately, even congratulated him on his marriage and wished him and his bride the best.
In turn, he continues to slander me on A2K. Sorry a--hole, the gloves are off now.
