By guess who said to guess who...
1. Sitting duck time again. I don't normally shoot at sitting ducks but when a Yank comes on the Brit thread they are fair game.
2. Listen **** for brains! ... You, you bloody gormless floundering dick-head are stuck for a defence in relation to your smoking problems and the ruination of the British Pub, along with the way of life it has all but destroyed with it!
3. If that Gibbon cock sucking pillock from Yorkshire wants to spend his days twitching his idle fat lazy arse on his sofa, that's fine by me!
4. ... if there's a more complaining, negative, contrary, cynical, moaning git on God's green earth than you, I have yet to make his miserable acquaintance.