Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

its aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!
look at that digestion...

OK, cheating again: this actually is a sig line - and its brilliant

Pantalones wrote:

roses are red
violets are blue
all of my base
are belong to you

littlek wrote:

its aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!
look at that digestion...

I'll not use Google for evil anymore.

So there I was, balls-deep in a goat's ass...

there have been tremendous gains made in the sport of nasel spaghetti blowing

Remember, where ever you are, your navel is with you.

that's a scar from when i took out your cousin Ewfemmeism.

So there I was, balls-deep in a goat's ass...

Just kidding. For your information:

At times Spendius you come across as a supercilious quaffing single minded moron.

an interesting approach... But won't that just leave me in the company of many horny bitches?

who knew there was such a community around hardwood?

If we start believing what Fox news has to say, we're all going to be riding unicorns and dragons in the future.

Like cats and women, best friends just seem to happen.

I can be buoyed up by just a hairyassed thread or two.