Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

Sex is dirty no matter how you swipe it.

how do you like my pillows?

As for it being ripped off from the Pagans, well, the Pagans took all the cool symbols early on.

Historical, the Roman's did like to nail people to crosses. they are easy to set up and take down and you can line them up in neat little rows. Not so sure about trees.

If something is not worth dusting, I'm not going to leave it out.

Colin Powell had it right: he told Bush before the war "you break it, you bought it." His mistake was in thinking that he was issuing a warning rather than offering an opportunity.

Joefromchicago wrote:

Colin Powell had it right: he told Bush before the war "you break it, you bought it." His mistake was in thinking that he was issuing a warning rather than offering an opportunity.

sozobe wrote:

Joefromchicago wrote:

Colin Powell had it right: he told Bush before the war "you break it, you bought it." His mistake was in thinking that he was issuing a warning rather than offering an opportunity.

Wow, that is good.

ALL marriages are experimental and remain so for as long as they last.

...or something

I have returned, and, dammit!.... I WANT TO SEE MY CHILD!!!!

You make assumptions based on trivial idiocy which is your wont, your thoughts are trivial as are your judgements, in simple terms you are an idiot.

Cleaning up the spelling..

dyslexia wrote:

You make assumptions based on trivial idiocy which is your wont, your thoughts are trivial as are your judgements, in simple terms you are an idiot.

No, you make assumptions based on trivial idiocy whih is your wont, your thoughts are trivial as are your judgements, in simple terms your, are a an idiot.

and the unclean version was much funnier anyway::