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Sat 10 Dec, 2005 05:56 pm
This was suggested by the King Kong 2005 thread. We've had three entries but need a scenerio outline for each:
"Mother of Kong"
"The Family Kong"
"The Family Kong Christmas"
"Mother of Kong" The Bounty finds another unchartered island and runs into the mother of all apes. Or giant apes, that is. She decides to sit on Marlon Brando and deprive him of his hammy death scene.
I haven't got the screen-plays worked out yet, LW, but I've got some great titles for upcoming sequels. To wit, "Son of Kong". "Bride of King Kong", "King Kong Returns", "Kong Meets Abbot and Costello", and, of course, "King Kong Conquers Planet of the Apes." I'm still working on ideas for "King Kong meets Mighty Joe Young," a kind of Rocky for the primate set.
Ben Kong, story of the Christ.
Kong, the Bad and the Ugly
Kong of Kongs, a semi-religious film for simians.
The Kong and I. A British schoolmarm gets a job at the San Diego Zoo, caring for the family of an oversized ape. The ape falls in love with her and takes her to the top of the Polimar Observatory where a squadron of USMC fighter jets tries to shoot him down. Some musical numbers enhance the otherwise stereotypical plot. Songs include "I could have scratched all night," and "Hello, young primates."
Jungle Gym Fever - he's an ape, she's a Homo erectus. Their love is taboo. Spike Lee refuses to direct.
"A Kong's Day's Journey Into Night" wherein we meet the whole dysfunctional family.
Keep it up gang!
"Kong With The Wind" (we had to have one!)
Scarlett jilts Rhett to make a life with another big ape.
Kong and Konger
Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey dress up in ape suits and wreak havoc. No one will be seated during the compelling frozen pole-licking scene.
Hong Kong meets Godzilla in Japan and that's the day the earth stood still.
Kong's schlong will be the bestseller on the next year's porn video market
"The Kong of Bernadette," a semi-religious animal movie set at the grotto shrine at Lourdes.
"King Kong's Row"
The chimp Ronald Reagan managed to destroy his movie career with has grown into a gigantic ape and sits on him before he can run for governor of California. Ahnold attempts to save him but trips and falls into a vagina.
"For Whom King Kong Tolls." A giant ape helps Gary Cooper fight the Spanish Civil War almost singlehandedly. Complications develop when the ape kidnaps Ingrid Bergman.
Cheech and Chong in King Bong
They play explorers who are searching for a legendary island were grows the most premo
weed on the planet only to find it guarded by
one damn big chimp
King Kong, the Red-nosed Giant Ape--
Same story, but with a giant ape.
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