344 points, ellpus. it was grand.
dagmaraka wrote:by the way, what's this chimney thing? our santa (Father Frost) comes through the door, like a civilized person. it's gotta be much quicker that way, too.
Especially for those of us without chimneys....
Region Philbis wrote:(i would be something of a stylin' dog in my beard-hair wool-coat...)
Insrtead of being an odd looking rubber heating pad, of dubious sexual mores?
Amigo wrote:Santa? Satan?
I knew it!!! That fat son of a bitch!!! North pole my ass.
Peace, brother.
We won't judge you.
i want to sit in santa's lap this year
Ho Ho Ho! Come and sit on Uncle Santy, little girl.....would you like a sweetie?
V-day is worse.
"Gimmie."
"I want."
"I like jewerly."
They should call it "whore day."
flushd wrote:Once again, the nutbar JW's have ruined a perfectly good joke for me!
"Y'know, if you look closely, the letter in SANTA really spell SATAN". Bahh!!
I LIKE SANTA CLAUS!!
HE'S A GROOVY GUY. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT OUTFIT.....
You're just fussin cause you didn't say it first.
Quote:This may be shocking news to some of you, but it's true. Santa is the devil. Think about it. Who is the guy that most people think about during Christmas? Jesus, who is the savior, who's birth we are supposed to be celebrating, or Santa, a fat man who brings material goods to kids as an inducement to "behave"?
And who is the symbol for all that is commercial, all that is crass and consumerist, all that is behind that "I want! I want!" selfishness that is truly the opposite of what the season is supposed to be about.
Yes, Santa is always trying to push Jesus to the background. He is the antichrist. He is the devil.
Plus he runs a sweatshop/porn ring involving reindeer and elves. Sicko.
wow kickycan, on this we do agree.
kickycan,
Thank you for telling us! He is NOT coming to my house this year no matter how good I have been!
Yeah :wink:
I've been meaning to ask you, how'd you come up with your name? Were you kicking a can one day and thought, "hmm, kickycan"
Wanda
It's just a made-up name that I like. I play the guitar and I used to joke about going on tour across the country with my imaginary jug band, "Kicky Can and the Caribou Stompers". It just came to me out of the blue, and it stuck.
Heh.
Green Witch - when you're studying Norse mythology <which I can't recommend highly enough - look into the minnesanger if you can> - try to track down the music of Ensemble Polaris <samples through this
link ... click>
...
actually anything involving
Alison Melville .... click should help you get into the Norse mythology mood. Even when she's in the baroque vein.
You mean that's not your real name, Mr K?
Are there other people doing this?
dagmaraka wrote:344 points, ellpus. it was grand.
I'm glad you enjoyed it, Dag. I usually score over 400 with most women, but that is with a bubble bath and massage included.
Maybe next time, eh?
The Santi-christ is coming!!! AAAHHhhhhh!!!
I heard you need special glasses.
