Holy crap, is that...could it be? Yes, I think that's my sister-in-law!
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jespah
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 06:04 pm
In the festive attire or the alien person?
PS RP - you stylin' dawg!
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dagmaraka
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 06:05 pm
well then, if kicky is that thing's brother in law, his brother would be St. Nick... That makes him....uhhh.......OH NO!.... Kickycan is Santa Claus alone!!!
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LionTamerX
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 06:09 pm
The Santichrist !
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neologist
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 06:09 pm
And we're on his thread! (Shudder!)
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dagmaraka
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 06:10 pm
yeah. better cancel christmas this year...
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dyslexia
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 06:12 pm
I do not now nor have I ever claimed an affinity for Santa.
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dagmaraka
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 06:15 pm
but santa loves YOU, dys! do you want an angry santa stuffing his butt down your chimney?
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dagmaraka
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 06:16 pm
by the way, what's this chimney thing? our santa (Father Frost) comes through the door, like a civilized person. it's gotta be much quicker that way, too.
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nimh
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 06:20 pm
Sinterklaas comes down the chimney, but thats on 4 December. With his black Petes.
He used to be a pretty evil guy too. Took you back to Spain in a bag if you'd been naughty - after spanking you with a bundle of twigs (and we're talking the size of a small broom here)
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flushd
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 07:12 pm
Once again, the nutbar JW's have ruined a perfectly good joke for me!
"Y'know, if you look closely, the letter in SANTA really spell SATAN". Bahh!!
I LIKE SANTA CLAUS!! HE'S A GROOVY GUY. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT OUTFIT.....
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kickycan
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 07:14 pm
Who the hell are you calling a JW?!
Hey...what the hell IS a JW!?
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flushd
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 07:18 pm
Y'know, a Witness to Jehovah.
Kicky, ya gonna dress up as Santa this year?
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kickycan
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 07:24 pm
Only if it gets hot women to sit on my lap and allow me to give them what they want. If so, then...HO HO HO!!!
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kickycan
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 07:31 pm
nimh wrote:
Sinterklaas comes down the chimney, but thats on 4 December. With his black Petes.
He used to be a pretty evil guy too. Took you back to Spain in a bag if you'd been naughty - after spanking you with a bundle of twigs (and we're talking the size of a small broom here)
Interesting...and look what else I found out about the evil one...
In the very distant past, all over the snowy- wastes of the Arctic, Siberia, Northern Canada and Greenland, the winter solstice was a time of terror and magic, for it meant the appearance of the shaman who was a sort of witchdoctor and priest. This magician was an important figure at the rites for he was the only person who could travel between earth and heaven to intercede with the gods.
The shaman performed his magic act of intercession by means of a trance induced with the hallucinogenic mushroom Fly Agaric, which was also eaten by the reindeer! The shaman, thus ?'flying' in the sky, was reputed to enter the underground homes or kivas of the people by the only entrance available, the smoke-hole at ground level. (Here is the origin of Father Christmas flying through the sky and descending down the chimney - a most unlikely myth!)
The fear of the people for the ghoulish shaman was shared by those who knew Odin as their god. He was titled Grim, meaning a hooded man. The British version of this god was Woden, who gave his name to Wednesday, and he was the father of Thor and husband of Frigga (Thursday and Friday!)
Odin was a sort of shaman. He was the All-Father, the Father of war, god of the hanged. He lived in Valhalla, feasting on pork and mead. In his honour, men - especially defeated enemies -were stabbed or speared as they hung on a tree, for the tree was Odin's means of suffering and victory in pursuit of the key to mystic knowledge:
"I know I hung on the windy tree
For nine whole nights
Wounded with the spear;
Dedicated to Odin,
Myself to myself..."
What could be closer to the counterfeit religion of satan than this?
That's really interesting Kicky. I don't work in the winter. so each year I pick a topic to learn about in depth during the snowy months (last year I did the "Black Death"), I think I'm going to do Norse mythology this year.
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kickycan
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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 07:38 pm
Glad I could spark your interest, GW. That link has a lot more about the origins of the big red guy too.
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Lord Ellpus
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 02:23 am
Santa also has a drink problem.
RELIEVE YOUR STRESS - PLAY WITH SANTA.
Click on the link and use your ARROW KEYS to get Santa sloshed!
Don't touch the train track!
Use your arrow keys to take Santa to his goal of complete alcoholic
oblivion!
HE'S A GROOVY GUY. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT OUTFIT.....
