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Thu 8 Dec, 2005 11:53 am
This may be shocking news to some of you, but it's true. Santa is the devil. Think about it. Who is the guy that most people think about during Christmas? Jesus, who is the savior, who's birth we are supposed to be celebrating, or Santa, a fat man who brings material goods to kids as an inducement to "behave"?
And who is the symbol for all that is commercial, all that is crass and consumerist, all that is behind that "I want! I want!" selfishness that is truly the opposite of what the season is supposed to be about.
Yes, Santa is always trying to push Jesus to the background. He is the antichrist. He is the devil.
Plus he runs a sweatshop/porn ring involving reindeer and elves. Sicko.
You have an interesting viewpoint there. I like it.
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And Santa is an anagram for guess who?
Exactly. That fat evil bastard.
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He sees you when you're sleeping...
Uncle Scratch? Wow you look great!
He COMES down my chimney. I put a bucket in place nowadays. Stops a lot of the mess.
Crude, L E, very crude. But effective.
Crudely effective is OK by me.
Welcome to A2K, DavidH.
Well, if you were in my situation you'd favor Santa too. My birthday is Dec 27th and that Jesus kid tries to show me up every year.
Watch out for Bella Dea, guys. She's in league with the cloven-hooved goatboy...
i'm neutral like switzerland. we have Father Frost instead of Santa anyways. and there's no pretense. he comes with the devil, they're a well known team. them and the Snow White and a few little angels. We're all on the same boat over here. No discrimination of heaven or hell.
I never pretended not to be a she-devil.
Perhaps, I am the Devil.
there's also the devil and angels on the ded moroz (father frost) team.... couldn't find a photo of a complete team. i guess they're too busy for photo ops.
Dang, I gotta have that hat. Uh, her hat, not his.
PS RP, if you grow a beard that long, you'll be, well, let's just say I will not approve, unless I can weave the beard hair into wool and make you a coat. Gotta recycle, yanno.
Funnily enough, Saint Nicholas is the Patron Saint of Children, Merchants, Sailors, Pharmacists, Prostitutes, Thieves and Murderers.
Why on Earth thieves would have a patron saint is beyond me, although that would explain his habit of coming down the chimney...
(i would be something of a stylin' dog in my beard-hair wool-coat...)
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