This or that?

Gene Kelly


Bowling For Dollars on television or churning butter on the back porch?

Churning butter on the back porch. Bowling on tv is intolerable.

Youtube or Spotify?

Youtube because I can play what I want to hear.

Olympic sports: Curling or synchronized swimming

Anime or MAnga

Same thing with Spotify. I'll give up Netflix before I'll give up my premium Spotify account (and everyone knows how much of a cinephile I am).

Curling is too stupid and pathetic an activity (let alone alleged sport). Not so enthusiastic vote for synchronized swimming. Least there are far more comic sketches about synch swimming I can watch to wash the taste of watching either Olympic event.

Eat some really delicious turkey in a grand turkey feast or spot (and get a very good photograph) a rare endangered owl in the wild?

Photo of the owl. I can always get a turkey dinner.

Root canal or screaming child?

Root canal

Reading coldjoint or reading gungasnake

Coldjoint.
(I've never understood gungsnark and it posts stomach churning images and words. Cold is good for an occasional chuckle)


Get a home near a temporarily dormant volcano or a temporarily quiet fault zone?

Volcano. Even minor quakes make my stomach churn.

Thunder or lightning?

volcano

dry clean or hand wash wool sweaters

Thunder, I've never been hit with a thunder bolt

Fiction or non-fiction

fiction lately - an interesting change for me since I've gone to 100% documentary viewing

claim chowder or butternut squash soup?

clam chowder, but I scoop out the clams because I find the texture of clams revolting but love the flavor

Salt water pool or fresh water pool

Never been in a salt water pool. I guess that? #shrugs

Have an actual tail attached to your coccyx you can wag (depending on your mood) OR have an inconspicuous marsupial like pouch to carry your wallet or other valuables?

I'll go with the pouch! It's something I've kind of always wanted (yeah, I'm a bit odd)

Sail in shark infested waters or go through the Everglades on an airboat amongst the alligators and snakes?

Sail in shark infested waters. I'm kind of up on my shark science and whatnot. The Everglades is just too crappy … weather wise.

Relive the first week of 8th grade or a single finals week during freshman year of college?

Relive the first week of 8th grade. From what little I can recall it wasn't bad and except for the ear infection and subsequent partial hearing loss in one ear the year itself was good.



Continue playing baseball when the rain starts or get under some protective covering?

Since I rather not see anyone get injured like the goofs playing in American football? Stop the game (temporarily or indefinitely) before anyone gets hurt.

Which is more embarrassing having an AOL email address as ones main email service or still use Yahoo for ones search engine?

I suppose Yahoo (never had that, still have a few for aol)


Watch a boring movie to the end or abandon it?

Abandon the Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*k out of it. Unless it's a possible Razzie nomination for the upcoming Golden Raspberry Awards. Then I feel obliged to finish it in order to see if it will get my nomination or eventual vote.

You agree more often to movies that win Oscars Best Picture or Golden Globes Best Picture award or the Worst Picture award from the Razzies?