This or that?

Card games with friends. You can't win money from yourself!

Friday, or Saturday?

Saturday

Beef pie or chicken pie?

Beef, my doctor wants me to eat more red meat.

chick peas or black eyed peas?

I won't sneeze at black eyed peas. But chickpeas are fundamentally amazing. The foundation of hummus and also in salads? Chickpeas are perfect.

When in the mood: hum your favorite song, whistle your favorite song, or just sing your favorite song aloud?

In the interests of good relations with my neighbours, I sing my favourite songs in my mind... and I am very good!

You are making vegetable soup... blend the soup when cooked or leave it chunky?

Leave it chunky. Still get to keep the separate flavors as well as different textures.

Which was the weirder of gift trends in the past:
1. pet rocks;
2. chia pets;
3. Tickle Me Elmos?

Tickle-Me Elmo. It's a boundary issue thing . . .

You've just pulled out of a McDonald's drive-thru. You reach into the bag for a french fry, and it's . . . kind of warm. Do you go after a refund despite the substantial inconvenience to you, or do you keep driving, with every fry reminding you of the ripoff?

Not at the exact top but close to the top of things that I will fix when I am King Of The World... there will be a machine installed between the drive-thru window and the window of the drive-thruer - all goods going OUT of the window will be temperature, freshness, correct order etc etc etc measured and if the fries are even on the 'cooling off' side the window attendant will be ZAPPED! This is a crime against humanity (cooling fries I mean - forget the attendant)

Coffee ordered HOT from the barista or as they give it to you?

You run for King of the World and I'll be your campaign manager! You understand the power of the ZAP!

My coffee had better be hot wherever I buy it from. I actually have no power to do anything about it, but it makes me feel good to say "had better be hot."

Stick shift, or automatic?

Stick shift ('manual')

Chicken salt or ordinary salt on your chips/fries?

Pink Himalayan sea salt.

Science fiction, or action movie?

Action movie

Do the housework on the same day each week or only when you realise you haven't seen the actual floor for some time?

The latter, and then some.

You eat sugar or avoid it.

I'm human. Of course, I eat sugar. I've cut back a bit. But I still eat it.

Alien (1979) or Aliens (1986)?