When A Cop Pulls You Over, What Do You Say?

My friends dad is a statey and I was told that unless it is a state highway they can't pull you over

Maybe I am wrong

do you know how fast you were going??

fast enough to get your attention?

My buddy is a town cop, and he told me state troopers can technically cover anywhere.

Eh works for me... either way he pulled me over off the highway and he was nice and let me go

Try this the next time your pulled over.

Let the first words out of your mouth be "Am I free to go/leave officer?"

The answer will be "NO YOU MAY NOT!" and proceed with questions.

This will establish a Custodial Interrogation by law at which point an officer is obligated to read you your miranda rights. It is highly unlikely he/she will read them.

Do not inform the officer of this and comply with questions.

All evidence could be thrown out and the case dismissed.

I have never yet had the opportunity to try this but, if you ask to leave, it will in no way change the outcome in the negative.

i have a perfect little number in my sleeve. i have an international drivers license, so when stopped i put on the heaviest accent i can muster, and my 'blonde, blue eyed look' - the look of utter innocence and eagerness to please and obey. if necessary, i can even produce a teary eye.

cheap? yes. sexist? sure as hell. does it work? each time so far.

An old line from the 1960's or 1970's: NEVER say to the officer "...so, how is the wife and your little piglets?"

I'm going to hire dagmaraka as my personal driver.

how's your russian accent?

I got pulled over the other day for making an illegal turn
on 2 red lights.

The first red light had a sign: No turn M - F between 1 and 4 pm. It was 1:15 pm when I made the turn. <sigh>
The next light was turning from green to yellow when
I hit the accelerator and made the turn without stopping.

100 feet down the road a motorcycle cop finally caught up
with me and asked me why I went through TWO red lights
which I didn't. Unfortunately, I got into an argument
with that @^#&#& and I received a ticket for both violations.

Do I have a chance getting away with both violations,
when going to court? Does anyone know?

You could tell the judge that your watch was off an it read 12:59 so you only had a moment to make that turn. Simply tell the truth about the other one.

When A Cop Pulls You Over, What Do You Say?

Are you looking for a donut shop?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLROAFMLOLLOLOLOLOL!!!

Original. Did you just think of that?

No, Slappy Doo Hoo, I just kinda plagiarized it from the standard joke about cops and donut shops.

What do you say when you are pulled over - tell the truth. I worked for me! I was pulled over and I was speeding and knew it. The officer came over and asked for my registration and liscence. I didn't say a word knowing I was guilty as sin. He seemed surprised that I wasn't saying anything.

He asked similar - why were you speeding or did you know how fast you were going - something along those lines. I replied - I know I was speeding, it was stupid, I shouldn't have. Next thing you know he is calling me by my first name and trying to calm me down and explaining the dangers of speeding. He let me go without even checking if I had any other tickets. I wasn't even wearing a dress. Perhaps he appreciated my honesty or was surprised by it or maybe he thought I was a cute hot little chick in a sporty car (those were true at the time too).

Cop: Mr. Quinney why were you going so fast?

The Bear: because I hadn't planned on running into you. Why do you think?

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, my speedometer only goes up to 120"