Satanism

Thank god! That would be an awfully disturbing day indeed!!

I literally spit my water onto my keyboard.

The bill for it will be in the mail. I take Visa and personal check only.

The idea of being 'handled' by two women is not entirely unappealing...

Deviled Eggs

1 dozen large vulture eggs
1 tsp sulfur - split
3 TBS. Tabasco Sauce
2 TBS. Cayenne Pepper
4 eyes of newt, diced.
2 drops blood of virgin
1 ½ cups Miracle Whip Light.

Hard boil eggs 20 minutes
While eggs are cooking, mix rest of ingredients (reserve ½ tsp sulfur) in the skull of a baboon with a cloven hoof.

When eggs are done, plunge into when hell freezes over cold water.
Peel, then slice in half with a large curved knife, making sure to leave the whites as equal size holding cups

Scoop out the unborn vultures and add to mixture in skull, mashing vultures well.

Carefully add mixture back into the scooped out eggs, sprinkle the other ½ teaspoon sulfur on top.

Chill until guests arrive.

Arrange in shape of pentagram, and serve.

Chai Tea,

Ok, couple of questions, we call them buzzards in Louisiana, are they a good substitute?

Newt? Hmmm, I only have two, can I borrow a couple?

2 drops virgin blood? I know you can clarify butter in a recipe, think it would work with virgin blood?

Woman, you have the most fascinating sense of humor!

Hold on! Joe 'n me 'r fixin' another picnic tabel

Deviled eggs give me stomach gas, but you c'n bring 'em.