The Stripper (part one)
"Hi, I'm the stripper"
She said
Putting down her coat and bag
And reaching across the bar
To shake my hand
"Amanda"
"Pleased t'meetcha"
Her nails were long and blood red
"What's your drink?" I asked her
"Double Gin and Tonic -no ice or lemon"
"Got it"
While my back was turned
She crossed to the boss
To talk about a new cafe opening up in the street
"They've got a licence to sell booze..."
She confirmed
Ray looked touched by her concern
"Yeah? But they ain't got you, 'ave they darling"
He said
Giving her a hug
"Some fuc king chance," she laughed
"See me getting me kit off for them pensioners?"
I looked around the bar
And didn't like to point out
Half the men waiting for the lunchtime show
Were no longer in their prime
I placed her drink in front of her
"Thanks sweetie." She said
Then "You like to dance?"
She didn't wait for an answer
But picked up her glass
And went off to 'Get ready'
Her big blonde hair bouncing
As she walked away
Swinging her arse
Ray watched me
Watch her
"She's what the condom was invented for"
He said
Then went back to his racing paper
Endymion 2006
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Thanks Edgar by the way - The Cryptic Man is the first poem I've written that I can honestly say I 'like'
- because it says what I wanted to say
(not that I expect anyobe else to know what that is - not sure I could explain, anyway)
The Stripper might sound horribly sexist - but that's what my boss (and many of the blokes I was working around) happened to be.
I'll write more about Ray and Amanda (changed names) later, hopefully.