I have been touched by his noodly appendage!

is that NOT the greatest site~!!!
i want some of thier bumper stickers.


Have you read the piece about global warming ?
It is due to lack of pirates!

Since you are a new convert-- I will let it slide this time.

It's not "Amen", It's "Can I get a 'Ramen'!".

Does eating spaghetti make me closer to Him, or will I incur His wrath?

BTW did you read the part about heaven... they've got a beer volcano and a stripper factory!

And I notice that the FSM is made partly of meatballs. Is there a schism sect? 'Cause I like italian sausage.

I loved the chart showing how the reduction in pirates correlates to the increase in global temperatures.

Me too...

Buried later in the site is this lovely little gem..

I love the responses from the school board.

"It is a serious offense to mock god."

ROTFL.

This is awesome.... lmao... omg... I am so gonna write him an email

HAIL THE ALMIGHTY FSM

My apologies, I shoulda said Ramen, you're right, eb_p.

The FSM is my short order cook; I shall not want.
He maketh me to eat without dentures:
He leadeth me beside the still sauces.
He restoreth my flour:
He leadeth me in the paths of pasta for His starches' sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of garlic,
I will fear no olive oil: For thou art with me;
Thy semolina and thy cheese, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of a bunch of people who like Italian food;
Thou annointest my head with puttanesca sauce even though that's kinda messy;
My bowl runneth over and then I have to twirl everything with a fork and a spoon.

Surely bolognese sauce and the Prince company shall follow me all the Wednesdays of my life,
and I will eat in the House of Vinny Testa's forever.

Ramen.

Oh my god they have games.

All should bow in HIS presence




















i said BOW

The art work is fabulous..

I need one of these:

The FSM last supper is now my work computer's wallpaper. I feel I can better spread the gospel this way.

Game: I got 2000 pts, but no converts. Had a little trouble controlling the noodly appendage (somehow, I now have more sympathy for men, suddenly). Will try again later. The game music is terrific.

game music... oh, no, I am lost, lost.

I wrote him an email :-)

First off you are my hero... Second off You have made me a strong believer in the FSM... seriously man, this **** is deep... I now plan on spending every waking moment I have worshiping him and yourself... And when I am sleeping all of my dreams will focus on FSM and if they don't I shall beat myself with a wooden stick covered in honey and cheese until I have learned my lesson... and if that doesn't work I shall hang myself with spaghetti...

Speaking of spaghetti I wanna watch Lady and the Tramp now... God damn it, I mean FSM damn it.... Errrrr... That movie always makes me cry... So said when they eat the spaghetti, what did it ever do to them... OH NO... here it comes.... my boss.. g2g... feel free to write back if u ever get bored!

~Crazie_Christine~






I am such a loser, I love it

....It's going on your permanent record.....