Shady motels, hotels, and Inns

The Zoo
More like a jail. At least lodging and meals are free.

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Daze Inlet by Wyndyham
Seaside view for the mildly confused

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King's Ransom Inn

Rent a "palacial suite" for a mere king's ransom. You get a bed, a dribbling shower, and a reluctant toilet that has to be encouraged to flush. Oh, and a TV, too, you're royal highness.

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The Old Folks Inn
Park your wheelchairs here. Nurse on duty.

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Baymont Inn
Located on a bay right at the base of a mountain. Landslides rarely occur, but be prepared for a change of scenery.

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Bikers Bay
Babes, bikes, and babes

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Insomnia Inn

If you can't sleep, you:re not alone. It may be the bowling alley downstairs.

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Stuffy Rooms
Sleep on the roof

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Dirtpath Inn
We're not located on a road, and you have to walk a half a mile up a dirt path to get to us, but it's very scenic along the way.

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@coluber2001,

coluber2001 wrote:

Dirtpath Inn
We're not located on a road, and you have to walk a half a mile up a dirt path to get to us, but it's very scenic along the way.

I stayed in a place similar to that when I visited Muskogee last year.

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Top o the Bar
The rates are pretty good if you can put up with a live band and occasional gunshots downstairs.

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Beggar's Inn
Bring a lot of money. We beg you to give a lot of it to us to rent a bed for a few hours.

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Rent a Shed
sneak in home furnishings and live cheap

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Travelers Inn
We accept any itinerant person, gypsy, Romani, traveler, or other.

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Hotel California
Ah - You don't want to know

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@coluber2001,

Inn-Word
Skin color required for key.
We are compliant with ADL, FCC, and Civil Rights Laws.

(Currently no vacancy for whites)

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Spendthrift inn
If you want to throw away your money, throw it our way. After all, we're spendthrifts, too.

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Old Ben Gunne's Cave
Not great, says you. It's secure, says I.

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@coluber2001,

Mo-tel™

We put the "Mo" in Motel.
Mo will tel y'all about it. He been there -done that! He don't take no for an answer. If there was a story you ever did hear -that mo-fo is in it!

Trained in Tae Kwan Do and Ebonomics -Mo got ya back. And that's a fact, Jack!

Rates start at "Sit yo ass down!" to "It's all good."
Book a room t'day!

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Regency Inn

You'll feel like a king staying here. You'll pay a king's ransom, too.

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