The Admiral Benbow Inn
It's gone downhill since frequented by the likes of Long John Silver, but the grog will still knock your socks off.
Stupid 8 Motel
No, it's not the price, stupid, it's your IQ for paying ridiculously high prices.
Sugar Shack
Sweet potato sundaes, rock candy, beverage: Hawaiian Punch
Ritzy-Charlatan Hotels
For the snooty, snobby, snotty, smug, swell headed, self-satisfied, stuck-up, self-important, superior, supercilious, and special people. Even if you lack these qualities, but are stinking rich, you're more than welcome.
Hotel California
You can never leave
Hilltop Hotels
Now, you can look down on all the ordinary people.
Driveway Inn
Your significant other has locked the door on you? Free accomodations in your own driveway. Just park and sleep.
The Jungle
Old cans available, as well as random sticks to burn to make coffee or roast hot dogs, convenient to transportation (railroad tracks). Best if you carry sleeping bag rolled up on your back.
Radish & Son Inns & Outs
Come in if you have the loot: otherwise stay out.
