The Admiral Benbow Inn
It's gone downhill since frequented by the likes of Long John Silver, but the grog will still knock your socks off.
Stupid 8 Motel
No, it's not the price, stupid, it's your IQ for paying ridiculously high prices.
Sugar Shack
Sweet potato sundaes, rock candy, beverage: Hawaiian Punch
Ritzy-Charlatan Hotels
For the snooty, snobby, snotty, smug, swell headed, self-satisfied, stuck-up, self-important, superior, supercilious, and special people. Even if you lack these qualities, but are stinking rich, you're more than welcome.
Hotel California
You can never leave
Hilltop Hotels
Now, you can look down on all the ordinary people.
Driveway Inn
Your significant other has locked the door on you? Free accomodations in your own driveway. Just park and sleep.
The Jungle
Old cans available, as well as random sticks to burn to make coffee or roast hot dogs, convenient to transportation (railroad tracks). Best if you carry sleeping bag rolled up on your back.
Radish & Son Inns & Outs
Come in if you have the loot: otherwise stay out.
Jules Undersea Lodge
Key Largo, Florida
An underwater motel that you arrive at with scuba gear. Underwater meals are included and unlimited use of the lagoon.
Prices start at $1,350.00 for one person, but are cheaper for a couple at $1,687.50.
There are only two bedrooms, so you have to book far in advance.
The Chicken Coop
Hang your toes here/
The Wigwam Motel – San Bernadino, California
It's located on Route 66 and costs $100 a night. Authentic fake tipis, though they're not very portable.
Top of the Airport
Good place to be unless a plane crashes
Microtel Inns
Microtel = small + tel, as in motel.
It's said the rooms are small, but so are the prices. All you're going to do is sleep anyway.
Cascade Inn
Watch for falling rocks and/or floods
Double TREE HOTELS
Keep it simple. Keep it local. Save a few bucks. Find two trees. Hang a hammock. Or use our luxury hammocks all ready set up with mosquito netting and rain shields.
Idah's Guillotine and Lunch
Entertainment while you dine
St Regis Hotels
"Named after a 17th century missionary, Saint John Francis Regis, a French Jesuit priest who became a missionary. He was known for a simple lifestyle, often living on meager meals, and for his hospitality to travelers and the poor, even establishing hostels for converted prostitutes."
What could be a better image for a hotel charging $300+ per night? An afternoon tea service is included.
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:
Ritzy-Charlatan Hotels
For the snooty, snobby, snotty, smug, swell headed, self-satisfied, stuck-up, self-important, superior, supercilious, and special people. Even if you lack these qualities, but are stinking rich, you're more than welcome.
Wow, we have one of these in D.C.! Even if you only use other peoples money.
Sugar Shack
You can get anything here that you can't get at Alice's restaurant
