By the Tracks Inn
Don't let the trains rattle you out of bed
Entomologist's Motel
We are completely friendly to blattids and other arthropods. Our rooms are pesticide and trap-free. Discover new species while lying in bed.
The Count's Hotel
Don't let the bats and spiders disturb a good night's sleep
Roach Motel
An entomologist's dream. Multiple worldwide species of roaches check-in, but they never check-out and they can be studied scientifically.
Hot l Baltimore
Seedy characters but friendly
The Mouse Trappe
Residential abbey for rodents in the spacious La Trappe Abbey in Normandy, France, original home of trappist monks.
Bedouin House
May you sleep and rise before a camel squats on your bed
Cat Castle
For a mere $3,000 you can have this cat castle, which all of your cats will gladly ignore.
Old Oak Inn
If creaky floors and stairs don't bother you it's a pretty good place.
Greyhound Bus
We don't charge extra for sleeping accommodations because we don't have any. Good luck sleeping in our cramped seats.
The Everglades Inn
Don't play with the animals
Red Lyin' Inn
You'll love lyin' in our beds, and we're not lyin'.
Back in the USSR
Sleep ten in a bed, eat borscht in the evening
One Season Inns
We don't have air conditioning or heating, so Spring is the only time you'll be comfortable. However, we have fans, plenty of ice and free Lenomade for those hot summer days.
Most call it the drunk tank. Good sleeping, soon out on the street.
