Walmart Parking Lots
Actually, it's legal and acceptable in some locations to park your RV on Walmart parking lots overnight, but you should ask the manager for permission. Is it worth the trouble? Just don't pull out the barbecue grill.
Flubber Inn
Flubber mattresses make for interesting rest.
Unfairamount Hotels*
Yes, we will soak you, but you get to flaunt your wealth. *Not affiliated with Fairmont Hotels.
The Preakness Inn
A good stall for all
Edgemont Hotels
Our prices are so steep, you'll be on the edge of bankruptcy.
Teepee Motel
Pretend you're an Indian for a night
Fairamount Hotels
Our prices are fair, believe it or not. Not affiliated with Fairmont Hotels.
Wikiup Inns
Authentic native experience
Quigley's Down Under
With the atmosphere of our ancestors in caves, gun provided against wolves.
Super 13 Motels
Motels for the triskaidekaphobia and other phobia scoffers or those who have just emerged from therapy and want to test their resolve. All rooms are numbered 13, 13a, 13b, etc. All floors are numbered 13.
In addition we have numerous hiding clowns, black cats, high ledges, open spaces, spiders, and a few snakes for people to scoff at.
Containers
Air mattress comfort and easy exit
Ostentatious Inns
For those who like the tawdry and garish,
everything is gilded and gaudy. Pretend you're the president for a day.
The Thousand Dollar Inn
Expensive but at least you feel superior to the saps at La Quinta Inn
UFO Inn
Free rent if you can find us. You know we're real because of all the fuzzy photos.
Bates Motel
Don't believe all the negative hype associated with this name. Under new management.
Tarzan's Treetop Hotel
Swing on up. Real chimp attendants, the best bananas on the continent
Falty Tower Inn
Under temporary new management until the old management recovers, is discharged, and is pronounced sufficiently competent to resume duties.
Rooms with a View Hotel
Please close the drapes if nudity from the beach movie set offends you.
Dogpatch Motel
Genuine cotton mattresses, a choice which pigs to bed own with.
The Leaky Cauldron Inn & Tavern for Regular People
The original legal cauldron was a dilapidated tavern made so as to avoid notice by muggles and was a magical entrance to a magical wizard world and Diagon Alley.
Our Inn is dilapidated, but not by choice, but if you drink enough, you may enter your own secret, imaginary world.
