Stray Cat's Bistro...Now Under New Management

the can move faster too..

I'm serious shewolf, I'm not making fun of you in any way.

I have to go later.

Damn! I missed her again!

Perhaps I'd better just leave her a message.

<takes out pen, scribbles note on cocktail napkin in flawless script>

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Dear Angelique,

If you're agreeable, I'd love for you to
manage the Bistro for me. You seem to
know all the regulars very well and they
all respect you. I'd only been here for
half an hour yesterday when Stray Cat
gave me the keys!

<turns napkin over>

I need someone with your knowledge
to help me run this place, especially since
I also have the Wine Cellar. Even in
cyberspace, it's difficult to be in two places
at the same time. Please help me!

--Eva[/b][/color]

<writes inside the fold>

P.S. You can name your salary. Just
remember, if it's too high, you'll bankrupt us.
I believe I can trust you to come up with the
right figure.[/b][/i]

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There. Now, I'll just leave this with the maitre 'd. He can give it to her as soon as she returns.

<smiles and hands maitre 'd the napkin along with a $20 for his trouble>

Have her give me a call at the Wine Cellar as soon as she comes in, will you? Thank you so much!

<heads back to the Wine Cellar>

<walks in, notices nobody manning the maitre 'd station. Grabs napkin that's lying there, blows nose, tosses napkin in trash, walks out.>

<good thing the maitre 'd read the note first!>

moi?
take care of this?


you really think I have a classy bone in my body?

: seriously contemplating the idea....:

Perhaps you'd make a good bouncer, Shewolf. <thinking, thinking> You ARE rather bouncy! <giggles>

Or perhaps you should book the entertainment? That would sure keep things lively, wouldn't it!

Or maybe you could be our bartender? YES, THAT'S IT!!! It's PERFECT! Everyone feels comfortable talking to you, nothing shocks you, and you DO give great advice! I bet you'd mix some killer drinks, too!!! Oh, why didn't I think of this before?!! You are JUST what this place needs!!! PLEASE SAY YES!!!

Congratulations shewolf, you will do a great job! You will have this place bouncing in no time at all. *giggles*

I can't believe it he uses a napkin, and not his sleeve, and tosses it into the trash not the floor. So out of character

Enters a man with a megaphone, and eight policemen. Attention please! I represent the board of health. It has come to our attention that some members of the now closed Kicky's Saloon are now operating in this local. Before we can allow you to continue operating here, each member must pass a mandatory health test. Yes, safe sex has come to A2K Stray Cat's Bistro.


After the exam you will be given a card that looks like this. It will have your name, address, results of your exam, and sexual orientationS. It will also have the names of your choice of happy drugs. I repeat, this is mandatory! To refuse can land you in jail, and you will miss all the good times. We will supply the transportation please follow the police in an orderly manner.


Kicky, and his brother make a run for the door. They try to reach their bikes to escape, but are stopped by the police.


The rest of the customers run out the door screaming, we won't go, we won't go! They sit on the ground, and form a human chain. The police look on while they wait for police backup.

What will happen to Stray Cat's Bistro, and it's customers

Well, you're the Bistro Manager now, Angelique. (With Shewolf's able assistance as Bartender, of course.)

So.... How do you think we should handle this?

I'm all ears.

No, Eva. I thought it was all settled, and you were hiring shewolf. Sorry I should have answered no to you like I did to Reyn. That was just my last post. Good luck to all.

<watches Angelique run out of building and down the street at top speed>

Poor thing. She's watched too much CNN. She's having delusions.

<looks around, sees Kickycan and Shewolf sitting at the bar calmly, shaking their heads> All this drama over a simple inspection by the Health Department! Tsk, tsk. Honestly, I do hope she feels better tomorrow.

<returns to office, writes memo to self to send flowers to Angelique>

<calls out to Shewolf> You didn't serve her red wine again, did you? You know she's allergic!!!

Three customers enter the bar and see Eva practicing her ping pong ball trick....

Was I the only one that got away I do run very fast.:wink: Why thank you Eva, I love violets.

In honor of all the people who had to leave pets behind in New Orleans, the Bistro and the Wine Cellar will be accepting virtual donations for those rescue organizations now volunteering in the area.

Here's my contribution. You may leave yours beside mine in the large box at the end of the bar.

Well, since they're virtual, here's mine....

I have so many of these, that they can use the leftovers to sandbag the levees.