Stray Cat's Bistro...Now Under New Management

Hmmm....that lady looks a lot like that naked woman that run thru here last night... Naaahh!! It couldn't be!!

: watches the hostess wipe the counter with her back turned.
Standing on the table, RIPS HER DRESS OFF, filngs her hair around and yells like a banshee:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA








:: sprints out the door ::

<sprints after her, camera wildly clicking away>

(Decides to put a "Folies Bergere" spin on this)

(yells to jazz combo) Hey, boys, play a can-can!!

: runs back through the bistro, wild man with camera on her tail :

: chases the strange man with a rolling pin in her hand back through the bistro:

Damn!! How'd Gus get in here? I thought he was one of Kicky's regulars...or...irregulars....

pppssttt..

you didnt lock your back door ;-)

Reyn comes into Stray's just exhausted from another day of meter reading. "Gotta retire soon...."


"Show me to your best table....and be quick about it! I'm dead on my feet!"


Reyn in a bit of a grumpy mood, asks for the menu.


Hmmm, what do I feel like tonight?"


Reyn waits for what seems like forever for the grub to come.


Finally, it comes. "Yah, I get to eat! Hope it's good!"


"I must say, this stuff is bloody marvelous! Well done!"


"Well, young lady, you've done yourself proud. Overall, my experience has been good. Bit of a wait, but it was worth it...and at a reasonable price, too! Tell me one thing, you don't still think I've got an outfit like Bela Lugosi, do you?"

As they say on Park Avenue, "Hell, no, baby!" (gently takes big tip from Reyn)

Dammit, Gus! Stop telling the boys to play, "My Mama Done Tol' Me!!"

Hi SC and everyone,

SC did I introduce you to my new friend Buck, Reyn introduced us yesterday. He has become such a fun friend. I will introduce you to him when he gets back from parking the car. We will only stay for a little while.

I would like my usual glass of White Zinfandel, a slice of your delicious quiche, and yes, a small plate of fresh fruit. Buck will order when he gets back. No hurry, I'm going to see the paintings by the stage. I'm going to start in the smoking section, and then sit by the non smoking section.

When you have time I would like to talk to you. I want to know if you have been to the new MOMA yet, I have not. Some of my friends do no like the way the new rooms are set up. I will have to go see for myself.

Oh did I tell you, I looked into Eva's place. My goodness what a great cuisine I must say, and those fancy delicious pastries. If I go there for a month and eat all that fancy food, I will have to hide in a cellar for sure. But, you know SC, there is room for everyone in this town, even Kickycans place. I have a great idea for him to bring the place to life again. Some of the neighbors did find the place entertaining.

Oh, did I tell you the latest news SC? Now, I don't know if this is true or not, but Gus is supposed to be Kickys cook. Can you beleive that?

No no no!!! You can't close down, Eva! I'm so sorry, but you know how much I need variety in my life.

I'm still loyal, I swear!!!!

Oh my goodness

There she goes again, this time she came with all of Kicky's customers See Buck, she is the one in the end, with the long hair.

Yeah, I sorta thought Kicky's place would look like that on any given night.

And I'm not surprised Gus is the cook there. I heard something about muskrat burgers being the speciality at Kicky's.

Hey Montana, if you run into Eva, tell her not to worry. Yes, I'm doing a fabulous business here, but there's plenty of room for everybody.

In fact, I thought maybe she and I could go in halfsies on a wind machine to put outside. Just to help cut down on the stench from Kicky's place -- when the wind shifts, it can get pretty bad!

Blech!

(puts cigarette in holder and strolls off to smoking section)

Montana "paling" it up with yet another restaurant owner.

Evening everyone,

I just got in late from a business dinner, and just wanted to say hello.

I know what you mean Reyn, but I understand her situation. I hear so many things about the people of this town I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Why I heard that Dys is so angry at Stray Cat, and he wants to park his trailer in front of the Bistro to block the entrance, and scare the customers away. The reason must be because she chased him from the Bistro. I hope it's not true.

And do you know what I heard, that osso was gaining a little weight here, and there, and was having trouble walking around. Must be that delicious food, and pastries at Eva's, and that rib joint she loves so much. Anyway, she bought herself a little car to ride around in.

Well I have to go now.

Nice set of wheels! Bet it gets great gas mileage!