Stray Cat's Bistro...Now Under New Management

So long as it's not out in the alley, we'll take it. I had a feeling the sight of so much green might change your mind.

You know, we could be good for business. We know hundreds of other gents that would love to frequent such a posh place and feel comfortable in our "every days".

Here's a tip if you lead us to a good table in the back with good lighting.

<Reyn pulls out a $100 bill and slips it to Stray>

I just wanted to go over these house plans and listen to the jazz for a bit. I still love Kicky's too, Stray Car. They're kind of the partying kind I've been used to growing up all my life.

But my blueprints kept getting torn and I can't stop my feet from dancing on the bar and getting a few poetry lessons from the Man himself.

Gos, I love it both ways...That doesn't mean I'm......?????? pssst...a food snob ABD a party animal?

Reyn, come and sit with me, here!

Sure, no problem. Can the rest of my buddies join us? We'll behave our selves, right guys?

Reyn's buddies are HERE!

Pardon me, Reyn, but this is a question that begs asking....what's with the Bela Lugosi outfit?

Lady J, you didn't happen to see those goons that came in here did you?

Call me crazy, but I have a feeling they have something to do with your friend, Kickycan.

Wow, what an expensive classy place--looks like I'll have to sell something in order to pay the cheque

Oh, no, we're not unreasonable, barefoot Tia....come right on in.

Yes, this is a very nice place. If I'd just seen it for the first time, I'd be even more impressed than I already am!!

<Montana stolls in dressed all classy like in her sexy red dress>

Hey there, Stray Cat. Nice place you got here. I know you usually see me tearing up the floor at Kicky's place, but when you reach my age, you need some relaxing quiet time once in awhile.

Have you got a nice quiet table for me?

A glass of your best white wine and a small variety cheese and cracker tray would be lovely :-D

For you, Montana -- it's on the house!! (guides Montana to nice side table where she can see everybody)

Reyn, I like #52, is he married? *blushing*

*Wringing her hands in a state of nervous agitation* Kickycan please don't make any trouble here. No, no, I did not do it, I did not do it! When I got home this morning I heard the neighbors talking. Ten of your neighbors called the police. They said they could not stand the screaming, and off key singing. Some were screaming oh god, oh god, were coming, were coming. But, they would not say where they were coming from; maybe some religious cult. One man was exposing his weenie, wearing half a tutu. And, the worse noise of all was the crunch, crunch of peanuts. It was driving the neighbors crazy. All I did was take a look inside your saloon. Please don't Wreck this place, it has the best quiche I have eaten since they stopped making it at the Museum.

*She is ready to run out the door and almost runs into one of Cats Daubist paintings by the door*


Diller Jet Armstrong "Village Idiot"

What a delightful hostess you are, SC :-D

I love how you keep the lights turned down low and have lovely candles/flowers on every table. The cheese and wine are also the finest I've had in years and the Jazz band is the very best.

Who's the handsome man sitting alone at the bar? Is he a regular here?

Oh how nice of you to notice me. Unfortunately I am already spoken for but I'd be more than willing to help refresh your drink.



Still can't figure out why this isn't the type of place I thought it would be. The sign clearly said "A gay time will be had by all" Oh well, not to matter.. the cheese is superb and the wine is aged perfectly as well.

Oh, you seen Buck? Naw, he's not married. Shall I introduce you?

Yes, pleeese *big smile*

: strolls in with a tight black dress.. plunging neck line almost tothe bellybutton, hair wrapped in a sophisticated bun.:



Do you carry Chateau Lafite? One glass to my table please..


: strolls to the table in the corner by the window :

Of course it's running, my friend Buck is so funny I can't stop laughing. Buck I will be running soon too, I will see you tonight. Thank Reyn for me for introducing us.

In the meantime that lovely Daubist painting behind the bar can keep you company until I get back.


Enrico Baj

Bela Lugosi? I happen to be the good Doctor! Not been around much, eh?

....

<strolls by the door, stops, looks through window, notices all her regulars inside>

So THIS is where they've all gone! Sophie and Jacques were right!

I see I have some competition!

<spots Montana gushing over the house wine, stomps foot>

No loyalty at all. Hmph.

<returns to Wine Cellar, considers closing>

(Behind Bar, snapping fingers to jazz combo) Oh, man! I'm cleaning up with this place! I knew this town would appreciate my good taste. And I love seeing the romance that's blooming here, right under my kitty nose!

Uh-oh! We're getting a little low on dainties and quiches. I must speak to chef about this, toute suite!