@PoliteMight,
I have a solution, to your predicament:
Celebrities, such as Neve Campbell, create the geography magic (using the option menu screen, Refusing To Walk Up the Ladder, a quasi-parallel, to the Thomas Heath-outer space "drop down" option menu screen), without Neve Campbell (who, I believe, is a natural inducer in my mind of the Wales-Rhyl arcade row, of videogame meaning) having to betray the interior mythology, of the families who use said arcade row along Rhyl's seaside-beach reality (although, admittedly, the said seaside reality is not really in sync with the town's arcade line), while thus, allowing the fans at the football stadium reality to become celebrities using the technology of time.
To just ruminate, a bit, on the interior mythology reference, to families who have visited Rhyl over the past 20 to 30 years: among the versions, of computation imaginations of different geographies, with Rhyl being just one, Rhyl is the seeming king of computation imaginations, of interior mythology.
The interior mythology, of Rhyl's families:
It could be an answer, of course the language here having to be diplomatic, to the fans at football stadiums essence.
But what does this mean?
Can Neve Campbell create geography magic, on the basis of her facial style?