This is me, no more, no less
Dear Diary's where I go to 'fess
I love a bit of Food and Drink
I try to make Philosophers think
I joke with Debs and tease poor Gautam
But wouldn't let him pinch my bottom
I'm glad that I know all you guys
Unlike afuzz, you're real - no lies
So, here's to you, my cyber-friends
I hope this pleasure never ends