Is there an Advanced Search feature on this site, and if so, how do I access it?

All I got was this:

https://www.snopes.com/?s=is+tomorrow+Thursday%3F

Where's your retort???

I believe that falls under the category of Biblical Comedy, which is under Goldman's jurisdiction.

Ladies, gentlemen, and it's in between. I have taken the liberty to establish a thread based solely on what day it is.
You're welcome. Come by and join (the Royal) us and post the next day - using GMT time zone as the standard measure.