two jumper cables walked into abar: Bartender sez,"
" OK , Ill serve you. Just dont go starting anything"-- Stephen King
The following is from Steve's "The Tommyknockers"
I love it because the character just woke up from a blackout drunk and is having the worst hangover in the cosmos.
I can so feel this. I laughed to hard I cried.
But there was no Bobbi to wake up. The phone rang, that was all. Rang . . . and rang . . . and rang.
"Your party doesn't answer," the operator told him, just in case he was deaf or had maybe forgotten what he was doing for a few seconds and had been holding the phone against his asshole instead of his ear.